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NASA To Install Breathalyzers On Shuttle Ignition
NASA engineers announced that they would be installing a breathalyzer kill switch on all future shuttle missions. "With more astronauts drinking and piloting, we just can't risk it anymore. This way we can ensure that whoever is behind the controls is at least somewhat sober."
Wall Street rebounds on news of Nicole Richie pregnancy.
After a week of losses, the Dow Jones average was up today after Nicole Richie publicly confirmed that she was pregnant.
Lohan Announces Engagement to Vick
In a move that CNN, ESPN and tabloids worldwide are calling "better than Christmas," Lindsay Lohan announced that she has become engaged to disgraced NFL star Michael Vick. Lohan explained, "He knows what its like to be dogged by the media just like I am..."
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