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Nurse Time

Visited by district nurse yesterday which really made me feel my age. Pam Edwards, voice of an angel and a chest the size of New South Wales

written by Kent Pete, 28 December 2009
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Shrink Time 1

Have just googled anal fixation. Apparently I'm stingy, and compulsively seek order and tidiness. Wiki has obviously not seen my fridge

written by Kent Pete, 28 December 2009
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Shrink Time

My counsellor is more interested in my sex life than I am. She asked me about my best sexual experience. I told her I'm still waiting for it

written by Kent Pete, 28 December 2009
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Speedo's

My uncle was so annoyed about getting thrown out of the public baths yesterday. It was only when he got home he realised the 'S' had fallen off his swimming trunks.

written by Kent Pete, 01 January 2009
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J-Lo

J-Lo is so cool making her name up from the first letter in her first name and the first two in her second. I wonder why Pete Doherty doesn't do the same?

written by Kent Pete, 01 January 2009
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Johnny Twat

Did anyone see Lydon in the audience of "Loose Women" this week. He seemed engrossed when David Dickenson came on the show . Does he now spend all of his time watching 3rd rate TV shows ?. The twat.

written by Kent Pete, 01 January 2009
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Johnny not so Rotten

I'm sure I spotted Lydon in the "Question Time" audience on Thursday. He didn't say anything though, just sat there eating what looked like a Hot Cross bun. Steve.J, Camden Town, London

written by Kent Pete, 01 January 2009
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Graham Norton

It is said TV alone cannot drive someone to drugs. Well not in my house. As soon as Norton comes on telly everyone in the house heads for the needles and syringes. Mind you, we are a family of diabetics.

written by Kent Pete, 06 September 2008
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Ian Brady

I have never been able to understand all the fuss that is made over Ian Brady. Anyone would think he is a monster. As far as I am concerned he is the best midfielder Arsenal have ever had.

written by Kent Pete, 06 September 2008
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No More Honey

It's ridiculous that Honey is to be axed from Eastenders.

Now that I have found out Stacey smokes in real life, Billy's pretty young wife is the only one left worth having a Jangle over.

written by Kent Pete, 06 September 2008
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