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'Brangelina' argue who has the better backside.
Pitt insists his buns are tighter
World's Tallest Man Weds in Mongolia
Next up: Man with World's Tiniest Hands Weds Woman with World's Largest Breasts.
Bottled Water Unsafe for Environment
It's been determined bottled water contributes to global warming; study finds bottles were invented by Al Gore shortly before he created the internet.
Latin American men: 'Pesticides made us sterile'
Men in Latin America insist pesticides made them sterile; prior to today's claim, it was believed repetitive masturbation was to blame.
Bush Refuses to Pullout of Iraq
President Bush is refusing to withdraw US forces from Iraq; additionally, he plans to blow up the moon and eat a watermelon in one sitting.
Katie Couric Doubts CBS move; Blames Chairs
Katie Couric announced today that she sometimes has serious doubts about her move to CBS, stating 'their chairs make my ass hurt'.
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