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Reindeers Reined In
Santa Clause has recalled 10,000 Chinese made reindeers due to the lead content in the red paint on their noses
Mental hospitals are now required to erect signs warning that their premises contain nuts
Brazil has been forced to erect signs at all ports of entry warning that the country may contain nuts
Rotten To The Core
Settlement of the trading name dispute between computer maker Apple and the Beatles' Apple Corp have been thrown into doubt by a new entrant in the battle. The International Apple Growers Association claim their sole rights to the name were established in the Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve.
The International Shoplifters Federation is introducing classes in identity fraud to enable more of their members to work from home.
The latest edition of the Oxford dictionary adds a new definition for the word plagiarise, - "to cut and paste".
Olympic Name Drop
The International Olympic Committee has asked the UK to remove the words "Olympic Games" from the 2012 event to be held in London. They fear the use of a distorted swastika as a logo will be detrimental to the movement's image. The event will now be called the "2012 Fun and Games".
Prince Harry "On Card"
Prince Harry chose a portrait of himself in the uniform of the Blues and Royals for this year's Father's Day card. In accordance with his annual tradition, 500 will be sent out with recipients including Prince Charles, James Hewitt and the Household Cavalry.
Today's international conference of tourette's sufferers had to be abandoned because everyone spoke at once.
A London housewife has been awarded £700,000 in damages from McCain's, makers of the ubiquitous oven chips, for burning her fingers by turning them over half way through cooking.
Red Ken's Tit For Tot
London Mayor and self-publicist Ken Livingstone has welcomed Government plans to allow breast feeding in public. He intends to introduce a £5 corkage charge within Central London. Violators will be tit-clamped.
Alan Sugar Fired!
The Board of Amstrad have fired chairman and CEO Sir Alan Sugar due to disappointing sales of his "Em@iler" telephone. Despite spending millions of pounds on development and marketing, only 5 units have ever been sold, all as props for the BBC TV series "The Apprentice".
Judge Fixed-Up By Line-Up
The "victim" of Judge Roberts' alleged train flashing has admitted the identity parade may have been flawed. "When you've seen one prick you've seen them all" she said. "He was the only one what was circumcised and the other 5 geezers were randy young coppers who all had hard-ons."
I Wish I had Thought of That
Seen a good "Spoof" story & thought "Wish I had that idea?"
Well you can. Highlight it, right click and select 'copy'.......
The Idiots Guide to Cribbing is now available online at whamazon.cum
President Gases Queen in Pong Gone Wrong
In a disrespectful and unprecedented booze induced faux pas during the Queen's recent visit to the White House, a smiling George Bush asked her to pull his finger and then broke a loud and smelly fart.
Research by WhyGov, the news and opinion Web portal for UK Government and politics, has revealed that elections are futile and delusive because the Country is run by Piers Morgan.
Big Brother Goes Correct
Channel 4 has agreed to demands to edit swear words and racial abuse from broadcasts of Big Brother. The normally hour long show will now run for only 4 minutes.
Smoke Ban Delay
The Government has announced a one month delay in the introduction of the smoking ban due to an insufficient number of accredited snitchers.
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