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Cats & Dogs : The Truth
Cats are smarter than dogs. You'll never get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Deep thoughts of a deep thinker
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a very beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. Of course, I am quite drunk"
Queen with small one, but big thirst
The QE2 only does 6 inches to a gallon of fuel!
The mind loser speaks of his heartache
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
"Mamma Mia" - ABBA daba do
The only UK number 1 record to contain in its lyrics the title of the song which knocked it off number 1 was...Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (lyric: "Mamma Mia")
Rocks in your head
98% of the recommended daily allowance of Fibrinogen (vitamin K) can be obtained by eating three small pebbles found on a beach.
Ich bin ein Berliner
Subaru backwards is 'U R A Bus'
Male car manufacturers explain design choices
Men make cars so women have to spread their legs to get out.
In Hollywood, even the bimbo's have bimbo impersonators.
Paris Hilton Lives Faster Than A Boiled Egg
Yesterday I boiled an egg and made toast. In the time that took, Paris Hilton got out of jail, had family reunion, fed Tinkerbell, went to court and back to jail. Phew!
Paris Hilton to be Outsourced
Exhausted, EVERYBODY has signed a WORLD petition to outsource Paris Hilton at least for 24 hours, so we can all get some REST!
Eating crumpets can kill!
Manners Satchen of EuroCrumbFactoids LLE the Swiss statistical enumeration wonderland, said that eating 228 crumpets in one go could kill you dead. The calculation used to determine the exact number was not divulged, however, it is known that anything over one hundred and fifty is decidedly dodgy.
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