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Cats & Dogs : The Truth

Cats are smarter than dogs. You'll never get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

written by ChillerBaggins, 16 July 2007

Deep thoughts of a deep thinker

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a very beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. Of course, I am quite drunk"

written by ChillerBaggins, 15 July 2007

Queen with small one, but big thirst

The QE2 only does 6 inches to a gallon of fuel!

written by ChillerBaggins, 14 July 2007

The mind loser speaks of his heartache

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

written by ChillerBaggins, 13 July 2007

"Mamma Mia" - ABBA daba do

The only UK number 1 record to contain in its lyrics the title of the song which knocked it off number 1 was...Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (lyric: "Mamma Mia")

written by ChillerBaggins, 09 July 2007

Rocks in your head

98% of the recommended daily allowance of Fibrinogen (vitamin K) can be obtained by eating three small pebbles found on a beach.

written by ChillerBaggins, 08 July 2007

Ich bin ein Berliner

Subaru backwards is 'U R A Bus'

written by ChillerBaggins, 07 July 2007

Male car manufacturers explain design choices

Men make cars so women have to spread their legs to get out.

written by ChillerBaggins, 16 June 2007

Bimbo, bimbo

In Hollywood, even the bimbo's have bimbo impersonators.

written by ChillerBaggins, 11 June 2007

Paris Hilton Lives Faster Than A Boiled Egg

Yesterday I boiled an egg and made toast. In the time that took, Paris Hilton got out of jail, had family reunion, fed Tinkerbell, went to court and back to jail. Phew!

written by ChillerBaggins, 09 June 2007

Paris Hilton to be Outsourced

Exhausted, EVERYBODY has signed a WORLD petition to outsource Paris Hilton at least for 24 hours, so we can all get some REST!

written by ChillerBaggins, 08 June 2007

Eating crumpets can kill!

Manners Satchen of EuroCrumbFactoids LLE the Swiss statistical enumeration wonderland, said that eating 228 crumpets in one go could kill you dead. The calculation used to determine the exact number was not divulged, however, it is known that anything over one hundred and fifty is decidedly dodgy.

written by ChillerBaggins, 06 June 2007

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