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Husband Loses Interest at Rug Flop

(Bahrain, Middle East) 43-year-old man, whose wife coerced him to a 'rug flop', loses total interest in the event & chooses to watch animated Disney feature in kids' room instead. More news @ 11...

written by SpaceElevator, 05 October 2013
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Jobs-Obama-Gaddafi-USPS Nexus

Jobs quits Apple job! Obama wants more jobs! Gaddafi goes "postal", loses job! U.S. Postal Service poised to cut even more jobs! More news at 11 ... if I still have a job.

written by SpaceElevator, 25 August 2011
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What "rhymes" with Tattoo-Gate...?

Ohio State

written by SpaceElevator, 23 December 2010
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Lunar Eclipse Produces New Astronomical Color Hue

Scientists officially declare hue of lunar eclipse as "Boehner Orange".

Crayola offers $100-million for exclusive naming rights.

written by SpaceElevator, 21 December 2010
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Language Sensitivity Reaches New Low

Anti-Postal Defamation League denounces term "going postal"
Anti-Virus Defamation League denounces term "going viral"
Anti-Elizabethan Pamphleteering Defamation League denounces term "going rogue"

written by SpaceElevator, 20 December 2010
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Unique Stocking Stuffer Ideas...

a hamster, a goldfish, a rainbow, a severed fruitcake, a cheeseburger, a bowl of soup, a taco, a French horn, another stocking, a starfish, a snowball, a dart board, a spare tire, sauerkraut, money...

written by SpaceElevator, 20 December 2010
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Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning Sex Attack on Parliament

Christmas Eve Day plot should not affect WikiLeaks, X Factor, or football.

written by SpaceElevator, 18 December 2010
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'Abominable Snowman' Files Unfair Discrimination Lawsuit

Yeti's Bhutan-based lawyer claims that label placed on client needlessly frightens public.

written by SpaceElevator, 16 December 2010
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What Were Mark Madoff and Taimur Abdulwahab al-Abdaly Thinking?

Experts say last thing to go through a suicidal mind is the thought of loved ones.

Loved ones say first thing to go through their minds is "that's a strange way to show your love".

written by SpaceElevator, 13 December 2010
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General Appearance

A medium size sighthound giving the appearance of elegance and fitness, denoting great speed, power and balance without coarseness. A true sporting hound...

Ahem. Oops. Misread this as "WHIPPETS"!

written by SpaceElevator, 10 December 2010
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Self-indulgently Long-winded News Headlines Threaten to Crash Overburdened TheSpoof.com Server; Lowton Asks for Brevity.

Comically absurd number of abnormally long-winded news stories with painfully-long headlines present exceptionally dire emergency to an already fire-hazardous area known as TheSpoof.com headquarters.

written by SpaceElevator, 29 November 2010
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BSU Foozball Program Responds to Critics

Boise State's football program intends to ratchet up its non-conference schedule strength in 2014.
New opponents include: DeVry University, University of Phoenix, and Thomas Nelson Community College.

written by SpaceElevator, 14 November 2010
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Carnal Splendor Spontaneously Combusts in the Sea of Despair

Carnal Splendor, a 100% clothing optional cruise ship for swinging couples, caught fire in the Sea of Despair today.

written by SpaceElevator, 12 November 2010
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Netanyahu: Issue of building plans in e. J'lem "overblown"

Adds: "It really does smell of shit there."

written by SpaceElevator, 10 November 2010
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Man -- not near tree falling in middle of woods -- did not hear it.

A man, who was nowhere near a tree that fell in the middle of the woods yesterday, did not hear it fall. Draw your own conclusion.

written by SpaceElevator, 05 November 2010
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Bears DO shit in the woods.

Ages-old mystery solved.

written by SpaceElevator, 05 November 2010
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Pope DOES Wear a Funny Hat.

Centuries-old mystery solved.

written by SpaceElevator, 05 November 2010
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another big Shocker...

Americans are politically numb.
More news at eleven.
(MOTO Press International)

written by SpaceElevator, 02 November 2010
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big Shocker...

Released Guantanamo prisoners now in Yemen might be attempting to retaliate against the U.S. (MOTO Press International)

written by SpaceElevator, 02 November 2010
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Paul the Octopus's Dying Words

"Prepare to fire the..INK!"

written by SpaceElevator, 28 October 2010
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Sh*t happens!

Against the odds, TheSpoof.com writer's story has been viewed more than 2000 times ...but never rated ...not even once.

written by SpaceElevator, 27 October 2010
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Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz team poised to take over at BP

(London, U.K.) - Americans Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz will lead BP with new company logo: Rumsf'BP'lfowitz.

"We can't possibly erode U.S. trust any further... or can we?"

written by SpaceElevator, 27 October 2010
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Featured Writer nomination causes elation in Fields' house

Excited over the accolades presented to her husband, Mrs. Fields (spouse of TheSpoof.com featured writer, Ellis Ian Fields) declares: "My cookie-baking days are now over, Mister Shakespeare!"

written by SpaceElevator, 26 October 2010
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International Court delivers opinion on Reference re Secession of Isle of Wight & Isle of Man

(Hague, Netherlands): Historic 8-versus-7 ruling grants men in midlife crises right to secede and form new nation-state: Isle of Wight-Man.

written by SpaceElevator, 01 October 2010
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