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Husband Loses Interest at Rug Flop
(Bahrain, Middle East) 43-year-old man, whose wife coerced him to a 'rug flop', loses total interest in the event & chooses to watch animated Disney feature in kids' room instead. More news @ 11...
Jobs quits Apple job! Obama wants more jobs! Gaddafi goes "postal", loses job! U.S. Postal Service poised to cut even more jobs! More news at 11 ... if I still have a job.
What "rhymes" with Tattoo-Gate...?
Lunar Eclipse Produces New Astronomical Color Hue
Scientists officially declare hue of lunar eclipse as "Boehner Orange".
Crayola offers $100-million for exclusive naming rights.
Language Sensitivity Reaches New Low
Anti-Postal Defamation League denounces term "going postal"
Anti-Virus Defamation League denounces term "going viral"
Anti-Elizabethan Pamphleteering Defamation League denounces term "going rogue"
Unique Stocking Stuffer Ideas...
a hamster, a goldfish, a rainbow, a severed fruitcake, a cheeseburger, a bowl of soup, a taco, a French horn, another stocking, a starfish, a snowball, a dart board, a spare tire, sauerkraut, money...
Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning Sex Attack on Parliament
Christmas Eve Day plot should not affect WikiLeaks, X Factor, or football.
'Abominable Snowman' Files Unfair Discrimination Lawsuit
Yeti's Bhutan-based lawyer claims that label placed on client needlessly frightens public.
What Were Mark Madoff and Taimur Abdulwahab al-Abdaly Thinking?
Experts say last thing to go through a suicidal mind is the thought of loved ones.
Loved ones say first thing to go through their minds is "that's a strange way to show your love".
A medium size sighthound giving the appearance of elegance and fitness, denoting great speed, power and balance without coarseness. A true sporting hound...
Ahem. Oops. Misread this as "WHIPPETS"!
Self-indulgently Long-winded News Headlines Threaten to Crash Overburdened TheSpoof.com Server; Lowton Asks for Brevity.
Comically absurd number of abnormally long-winded news stories with painfully-long headlines present exceptionally dire emergency to an already fire-hazardous area known as TheSpoof.com headquarters.
BSU Foozball Program Responds to Critics
Boise State's football program intends to ratchet up its non-conference schedule strength in 2014.
New opponents include: DeVry University, University of Phoenix, and Thomas Nelson Community College.
Carnal Splendor Spontaneously Combusts in the Sea of Despair
Carnal Splendor, a 100% clothing optional cruise ship for swinging couples, caught fire in the Sea of Despair today.
Netanyahu: Issue of building plans in e. J'lem "overblown"
Adds: "It really does smell of shit there."
Man -- not near tree falling in middle of woods -- did not hear it.
A man, who was nowhere near a tree that fell in the middle of the woods yesterday, did not hear it fall. Draw your own conclusion.
Bears DO shit in the woods.
Ages-old mystery solved.
Pope DOES Wear a Funny Hat.
Centuries-old mystery solved.
another big Shocker...
Americans are politically numb.
More news at eleven.
(MOTO Press International)
Released Guantanamo prisoners now in Yemen might be attempting to retaliate against the U.S. (MOTO Press International)
Paul the Octopus's Dying Words
"Prepare to fire the..INK!"
Against the odds, TheSpoof.com writer's story has been viewed more than 2000 times ...but never rated ...not even once.
Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz team poised to take over at BP
(London, U.K.) - Americans Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz will lead BP with new company logo: Rumsf'BP'lfowitz.
"We can't possibly erode U.S. trust any further... or can we?"
Featured Writer nomination causes elation in Fields' house
Excited over the accolades presented to her husband, Mrs. Fields (spouse of TheSpoof.com featured writer, Ellis Ian Fields) declares: "My cookie-baking days are now over, Mister Shakespeare!"
International Court delivers opinion on Reference re Secession of Isle of Wight & Isle of Man
(Hague, Netherlands): Historic 8-versus-7 ruling grants men in midlife crises right to secede and form new nation-state: Isle of Wight-Man.
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