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Mad Spoof Editor Attempts to Lock Out Writers!

Marrk Blowton, Editor of the Spoof has once again attacked his writers and locked them out of the Writer's Lounge in London, "Tis just a temporary set-back, til I figures how t kill them," says Marrk.

written by Jean Le Fete, 18 July 2014
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New Pope Is Lady GaGa's Cousin GiGi

A late breaking story coming out of the conclave. In an effort to please people who say the pontiff should appreciate women and special interest groups, Lady GaGa's cousin GiGi has made the final list

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 March 2013
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Fingernails of the Stars! New Reality TV Show Has People Biting Their Nails!

Success of Paint Peeling which drew over 6 million American viewers has lead to a new Reality show, watching star's fingernails grow. Lindsay Lohan, Oprah Winfrey are just two of the nails you'll see.

written by Jean Le Fete, 29 April 2012
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Elvis Helps Occupy Wallstreet Movement from the Grave

Elvis Presley's ghost has joined a march for OWS in his beloved Memphis. The King made his appearance official by putting on an impromptu concert. He even bought donuts for the entire crowd.

written by Jean Le Fete, 16 October 2011
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Chilean Miners Headed to David Letterman Show

All 33 Chilean miners are headed to New York to appear on David Letterman. "I thought I could have them do a Top 33 Countdown, "Things that Suck About Being Trapped in a Mine", says Letterman.

written by Jean Le Fete, 22 September 2011
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Governor Perry Discovers Religion!!!

He ain't heavy! He ain't MY brother! Yelled protestors outside of a Rick Perry fundraiser. "This joker is saying pray for this and pray for that, but he's barely set foot in his own church."

written by Jean Le Fete, 05 September 2011
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Bachman Does Iowa

Really, she did do Iowa, especially have trying to claim some lame connection between John Wayne "The Duke" and her home town, which apparently was the home of mass murderer John Wayne Gasey.

written by Jean Le Fete, 04 July 2011
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TSA To Serve Hot Dogs While You Get Patted Down

TSA official are pulling the gloves off to serve you a hot dog after patting you down!

written by Jean Le Fete, 24 November 2010
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Pope Approves Condom Usage

The Pope today said all people may have one condom each, but no more than one and only may use it in extreme emergencys...The Pope did not elaborate on what that might be.

written by Jean Le Fete, 21 November 2010
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George W. Bush: Dick Cheney Hates My Guts

George W. Bush says he still receives taunting phone calls from Dick Cheney and secretly has a restraining order to keep the former Vice President away. "Dick Cheney wants to shoot me," said GW.

written by Jean Le Fete, 09 November 2010
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Nobel Peace Prize Given to BP

BP was given the Nobel Peace Prize today for its leaking oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. The event created unity in people's hatred of BP and therefore forced the company to face its own problems...

written by Jean Le Fete, 08 November 2010
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New Lord of the Rings promises Less Violence!

The newest Lord of the Rings movie will be out soon, promising to cut out all violence and senseless killing of strange creatures with no apparent reason for being. Runtime 1 minute.

written by Jean Le Fete, 05 November 2010
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Republicans Propose New Spending and Social Programs

In a shocking turn of events, new House Republicans apparently drank from water fountains on the Democratic side of the chambers, radically changing some of their legislation. They raised taxes 30%.

written by Jean Le Fete, 04 November 2010
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Obama to Anyone Who Will Listen: "Were Screwed!"

President Obama spent the day on the phone to Democrats, Republicans, lobbyists, foreign leaders and Al Quaeda, with basically the same message,"Were Screwed".

written by Jean Le Fete, 04 November 2010
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Obama to Bill Clinton: Were Screwed!

President Obama today told Bill Clinton in a candid manor, "Were Screwed". This should not be confused with a conversation he had earlier with Hillary, where he also said, "Were Screwed".

written by Jean Le Fete, 04 November 2010
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Republicans Propose Cuts To Previous Cuts Before the Last Major Cuts To The Cuts Happened

Incoming Republicans have already proposed major cuts to minor cuts that hey say were not major enough cuts. These cuts would come on top of cuts meant to alleviate the cuts that they did not cut.

written by Jean Le Fete, 04 November 2010
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Republicans Gracious Winners: We Promise Not to Gloat!

After everyone spent more than 3 Billion dollars, Republicans promise to spend wisely, because "nobody" can afford new taxes. "Don't worry", said Dan Coats R of IN, "were the same dumb shits."

written by Jean Le Fete, 03 November 2010
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Obama to Hillary Clinton: "Were Screwed"

Barrack Obama was detected swearing and using very bad language with former first lady Hillary Clinton today.

written by Jean Le Fete, 03 November 2010
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Pixar to Remake Gone With the Wind Using Animation

Pixar announced a remake of the classic Gone With the Wind 3D animation. This will be their first attempt at an adult movie with an R rating. Rhett Butler's voice will be played by George Clooney.

written by Jean Le Fete, 28 October 2010
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Elvis Spotted in North Dakota Snow Drift

Elvis the cow of farmer John was trapped in a snow drift in this season's first blizzard. Farmer John was arrested the Division of Cow services for neglect.

written by Jean Le Fete, 28 October 2010
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Sarah Palin Comes to Defense of Christine O' Donnel

Sarah Palin defended Christine O' Donnel's gaf about the first ammendment today, saying she is often confused about that "Constitution stuff too". She wants Christine to be her running mate in 2012.

written by Jean Le Fete, 21 October 2010
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written by Jean Le Fete, 19 October 2010
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Spoof Writers Attacked by Giant Gerbils With Flu!

Last night as they arrived at an island to discover the Oracle of Knowledge, Spoof writers were beset upon by 4 foot tall gerbils "From Hell". See the Magazine Section for the entire 15 chapters!

written by Jean Le Fete, 18 October 2010
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Rolling Stones Considering Retirement

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ron Woods and Charlie Watts considered retirement today, after seconds of deliberations Richards said, "Naaaaaaaah." the other three nodded in agreement and went to lunch.

written by Jean Le Fete, 18 October 2010
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