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Ralph Nader Upset To Be Left Off Ballot

Insists Green Spring Elementary place him on the list of Class President candidates.

written by kegoguinness, 30 October 2008

Beer-a-myd Collapses in College Dorm Room

Eleven freshmen and a Vietnamese pot-belly pig injured

written by kegoguinness, 20 May 2008

Former Muppet Show Puppeteer Jailed for Theft

Convenience store cameras capture his sock-festooned hand stealing Snickers bars.

written by kegoguinness, 20 May 2008

Internet History Revealed

Developed by O.J Simpson as a means to "find the real killer".

written by kegoguinness, 20 May 2008

Rice Crispies Quit Talking

Snap, Crackle and Pop may be suffering from depression and could be suicidal. They are on 24x7 bowl watch.

written by kegoguinness, 05 June 2007

Pro Bass Fisherman to Take Time Off to Relax

Will write lines of computer code and solve differential equations to unwind.

written by kegoguinness, 09 May 2007

U.S Invades Itself

The U.S Army, at the direction of George Bush, invaded the U.S today. White House sources denied Bush was only doing it for the oil in Texas.

written by kegoguinness, 09 May 2007

Porno Released Without Clever Double-Entendre Title

Sales flaccid.

written by kegoguinness, 08 May 2007

Mark Cuban to sell Dirk Nowitsky on Ebay

After their first round playoff loss, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban vowed to sell star forward Dirk Nowitsky to the highest bidder on Ebay. No word yet if there will be a reserve price set for this bidding.

written by kegoguinness, 07 May 2007

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