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Ralph Nader Upset To Be Left Off Ballot
Insists Green Spring Elementary place him on the list of Class President candidates.
written by kegoguinness, 30 October 2008
Beer-a-myd Collapses in College Dorm Room
Eleven freshmen and a Vietnamese pot-belly pig injured
written by kegoguinness, 20 May 2008
Former Muppet Show Puppeteer Jailed for Theft
Convenience store cameras capture his sock-festooned hand stealing Snickers bars.
written by kegoguinness, 20 May 2008
Internet History Revealed
Developed by O.J Simpson as a means to "find the real killer".
written by kegoguinness, 20 May 2008
Rice Crispies Quit Talking
Snap, Crackle and Pop may be suffering from depression and could be suicidal. They are on 24x7 bowl watch.
written by kegoguinness, 05 June 2007
Pro Bass Fisherman to Take Time Off to Relax
Will write lines of computer code and solve differential equations to unwind.
written by kegoguinness, 09 May 2007
U.S Invades Itself
The U.S Army, at the direction of George Bush, invaded the U.S today. White House sources denied Bush was only doing it for the oil in Texas.
written by kegoguinness, 09 May 2007
Porno Released Without Clever Double-Entendre Title
Sales flaccid.
written by kegoguinness, 08 May 2007
Mark Cuban to sell Dirk Nowitsky on Ebay
After their first round playoff loss, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban vowed to sell star forward Dirk Nowitsky to the highest bidder on Ebay. No word yet if there will be a reserve price set for this bidding.
written by kegoguinness, 07 May 2007
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