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World Record Broken
A monkey flying a saucepan made of sawdust has broken the world kitchen appliance land speed record at a burial ground just north of Shropshire. More to follow.
Man Swallows His Own Face
Teeside doctors are baffled how a man tripped and swallowed his own face. He is taking advantage of the situation by sitting in a tent and charging children 50p to see his deformed face. Ant & Dec are in talks to make a show about the local freak entitled: 'Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Faceaway'.
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