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The Sun Prints True Story
The Sun today printed a story which was actually true. More to follow...wait...no...that's it.
Bigger than Jesus: Lewinsky's Ass
Monica Lewinsky's ass today claimed it was bigger than Jesus. More to follow...
Toy Story Woody Attempted Suicide
Woody, from Toy Story, was today found hanging in his loft wearing a Liverpool shirt. More soon...
Bush: I'm Size 9
George W Bush today dismissed reports he was a size 8 shoe and declared "I'm a Nine".
Arrest in Kangaroo Murder
Rolf Harris was today arrested on suspicion of murdering his Kangaroo.
Mandleson to be bridesmaid
Peter Mandleson has confirmed he has been approached by the Pm to be his bridesmaid. more soon.
Blair: Brown is best
Tony Blair today declared that his favourite colour is Brown and not blue as originally thought. More to Follow
Blair: Marry me George
Tony Blair today asked for George W Bush's hand in marriage. More soon.
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