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Donald Trump to Bring Back the Wig Party

Still insists his hair is real.

written by Doug Burrell, 03 April 2011

Wal-Mart to Offer Abortions in Store

Critics howl they've gone too far!

written by Doug Burrell, 25 April 2007

Alberto Gonzales is the cause of global warming!

New study suggests the Attorney General is responsible for the Earth's rising temperatures. "All the hot air he was spewing at the Congressional hearings contributed greatly to global warming" says Harvard study.

written by Doug Burrell, 23 April 2007

Tiger Woods Attacked by Tiger in the Woods

(Orlando, FL) Tiger Woods was attacked by a tiger in the woods last night while camping with his wife. She reportedly yelled "FORE!" before the tiger attacked, but it was too late. Tiger is said to be recovering at a local hospital with only minor injuries.

written by Doug Burrell, 22 April 2007

Cell Phones to Blame for Bee's disappearance

Bees tired of roaming fees, move to area where calls are free.

written by Doug Burrell, 20 April 2007

Congress Agrees on Funds for Border Fence

(Washington, DC) After months of partisan bickering about the funding of a proposed border fence along the US/Mexican border, Congress agreed to purchase the fence from WalMart for the everyday low price of $249.99.

written by Doug Burrell, 20 April 2007

Sanjaya Sings Country on Idol, Alambama Secedes from Union

Following "American Idol" contestant Sanjaya Malakar's performance of a country song on last night's show, Alabama lawmakers called an emergency session and voted to secede from the Union. Governor Bob Riley told reporters, "America ain't what it used to be! Git 'r done!"

written by Doug Burrell, 18 April 2007

Cheney Plans Next Hunting Trip, Mayor Order Evacuation

The mayor of a small South Dakota town ordered a mandatory evacuation after it announced that Vice-President Dick Cheney would have his next hunting trip there. Shelters in neighboring counties, out of gunshot range, will be available for displaced residents.

written by Doug Burrell, 18 April 2007

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