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Obama Caves Again!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama caved in to the Republicans and Tea Party memebers, bowing to them like he did to Hu and the Saudi king.

written by Cal Jennings, 09 April 2011
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Obama Speaks on Libyan Action

Washingon - In yesterday's speech, President Obama defended his actions in Libya, citing that the country has plenty of resources that should interest the Republicans and corporations.

written by Cal Jennings, 31 March 2011
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Nigerians Prosecute Cheney for Selling Bad Email Addresses

Nigerians angry. "We're supposed to do the scamming, but Cheney scammed US!"

written by Cal Jennings, 06 December 2010
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Tea Party Gets Down to Business!

Washington - The newly elected Tea Party members get down to the important business of saving incandescent light bulbs.

written by Cal Jennings, 23 November 2010
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Image of TheSpoof Writer Cal-el's face Seen in Slick

Image of TheSpoof.com writer Cal-el's face was seen in the BP oil slick, verifying that TheSpoof.com is still the only comedy and satire publication with a true son of God on its staff.

written by Cal Jennings, 04 August 2010
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BP Oil Experiment a Success

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Gulf of Mexico - BP, Halliburton, and Transocean are expected to win the Nobel Peace Prize for their successful oil separation experiment in the Gulf of Mexico. Isn't that slick?

written by Cal Jennings, 16 May 2010
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Don McLeroy's Texas Education Proposal a FAIL!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Austin, TX - Don McLeroy's Texas Education proposal a fail. There is not one mention of Pecos Bill!

written by Cal Jennings, 16 May 2010
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BP to Use Arizona to Sand Bag Coastline

CCN (Crazy Cal News - Houston - BP has announced plans to dig up all of Arizona to fill sand bags to safeguard U.S. Coast. "We're turning Teabaggers into sand baggers."

written by Cal Jennings, 12 May 2010
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BP Comes Up With a Slick Idea!

CCN(Crazy Cal News)Gulf of Mexico - BP announces slick idea for cleaning up the oil slick!

written by Cal Jennings, 08 May 2010
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Teabaggers Protest Earth Day!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Tea Party Members gathered today to protest Earth Day which they fear will help Obama ban public fishing and take away their jobs.

written by Cal Jennings, 22 April 2010
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The New iCom Jigga!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) LA - Emmet "Doc" Brown creates the new iCom Jigga. Misunderstanding breaks out over whether the name might be a racial slur.

written by Cal Jennings, 18 April 2010
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Rupert Murdoch Leads Protest

Rupert Murdoch led a protest against illegal immigration in LA today. When asked why someone from Australia would protest, he replied, "I PAID for MY citizenship!"

written by Cal Jennings, 18 April 2010
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Fred Phelps is Gay!

SACREMENTO - Fred Phelps was caught leaving a gay bar with his new lover... has AIDS.

written by Cal Jennings, 17 April 2010
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Palin on the Discovery Channel

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Palin gets bare with bears!

written by Cal Jennings, 17 April 2010
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Birchers and Tea Partiers Protest Superman!

Birchers and Tea Baggers claim Superman is unfit to represent America!

written by Cal Jennings, 16 April 2010
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Sandra Bullock Shivers

Sandra Bullock shivered when the news was released over "Bombshell" McGee's custody documents.

written by Cal Jennings, 15 April 2010
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Breaking News!

Obama Destroys America AGAIN by giving tax breaks and education assistance to people who are not in the top 1%. When will the madness end?

written by Cal Jennings, 13 April 2010
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Ricky Martin GAY!

Ricky Martin swished out of the closet and openly declared his gayness. News at 10.

written by Cal Jennings, 30 March 2010
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Cheney's Airplane Has Mechanical Problem

CCN - Vice President Dick Cheney's airplane had a small mechanical problem. Unfortunately, there were no safety concerns and the aircraft was scheduled to make a planned refuelling stop in Singapore after his trip to Australia.

written by Cal Jennings, 27 August 2007
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Dick Cheney Repents

CCN - Dick Cheney, after doing some soul searching, has repented his sins against humanity and has joined in the effort to impeach Bush.

written by Cal Jennings, 21 August 2007
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Republicans Change Party Symbol to Chicken

CCN - "The Internets" - All but two of the Republican presidential hopefuls have turned down the one debate being hailed as the format created by the American people. As a result, the party symbol has been changed from an elephant to a chicken.

written by Cal Jennings, 29 July 2007
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Dennis Kucinich Teams Up with Ron Paul

CCN - Dennis Kucinich teamed up with Ron Paul today to form the Unity Party after both were kicked out of the parties in which they were trying to run.

written by Cal Jennings, 28 July 2007
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Corrupt Bastards Club Intervenes in Cattle Pollution

CCN - Lord Browne, the BP member of the Corrupt Bastards Club, was sent to reduce the amount of methane produced by cattle.

written by Cal Jennings, 11 July 2007
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George Bush Called Best President EVER!

CCN - According to a writer in India, George Bush will be remembered as the best president EVER! Of course, India hasn't been affected much by Bush.

written by Cal Jennings, 05 July 2007
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