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Obama Caves Again!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama caved in to the Republicans and Tea Party memebers, bowing to them like he did to Hu and the Saudi king.
Obama Speaks on Libyan Action
Washingon - In yesterday's speech, President Obama defended his actions in Libya, citing that the country has plenty of resources that should interest the Republicans and corporations.
Nigerians Prosecute Cheney for Selling Bad Email Addresses
Nigerians angry. "We're supposed to do the scamming, but Cheney scammed US!"
Tea Party Gets Down to Business!
Washington - The newly elected Tea Party members get down to the important business of saving incandescent light bulbs.
Image of TheSpoof Writer Cal-el's face Seen in Slick
Image of TheSpoof.com writer Cal-el's face was seen in the BP oil slick, verifying that TheSpoof.com is still the only comedy and satire publication with a true son of God on its staff.
BP Oil Experiment a Success
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Gulf of Mexico - BP, Halliburton, and Transocean are expected to win the Nobel Peace Prize for their successful oil separation experiment in the Gulf of Mexico. Isn't that slick?
Don McLeroy's Texas Education Proposal a FAIL!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Austin, TX - Don McLeroy's Texas Education proposal a fail. There is not one mention of Pecos Bill!
BP to Use Arizona to Sand Bag Coastline
CCN (Crazy Cal News - Houston - BP has announced plans to dig up all of Arizona to fill sand bags to safeguard U.S. Coast. "We're turning Teabaggers into sand baggers."
BP Comes Up With a Slick Idea!
CCN(Crazy Cal News)Gulf of Mexico - BP announces slick idea for cleaning up the oil slick!
Teabaggers Protest Earth Day!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Tea Party Members gathered today to protest Earth Day which they fear will help Obama ban public fishing and take away their jobs.
The New iCom Jigga!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) LA - Emmet "Doc" Brown creates the new iCom Jigga. Misunderstanding breaks out over whether the name might be a racial slur.
Rupert Murdoch Leads Protest
Rupert Murdoch led a protest against illegal immigration in LA today. When asked why someone from Australia would protest, he replied, "I PAID for MY citizenship!"
Fred Phelps is Gay!
SACREMENTO - Fred Phelps was caught leaving a gay bar with his new lover... has AIDS.
Palin on the Discovery Channel
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Palin gets bare with bears!
Birchers and Tea Partiers Protest Superman!
Birchers and Tea Baggers claim Superman is unfit to represent America!
Sandra Bullock Shivers
Sandra Bullock shivered when the news was released over "Bombshell" McGee's custody documents.
Breaking News!
Obama Destroys America AGAIN by giving tax breaks and education assistance to people who are not in the top 1%. When will the madness end?
Ricky Martin GAY!
Ricky Martin swished out of the closet and openly declared his gayness. News at 10.
Cheney's Airplane Has Mechanical Problem
CCN - Vice President Dick Cheney's airplane had a small mechanical problem. Unfortunately, there were no safety concerns and the aircraft was scheduled to make a planned refuelling stop in Singapore after his trip to Australia.
Dick Cheney Repents
CCN - Dick Cheney, after doing some soul searching, has repented his sins against humanity and has joined in the effort to impeach Bush.
Republicans Change Party Symbol to Chicken
CCN - "The Internets" - All but two of the Republican presidential hopefuls have turned down the one debate being hailed as the format created by the American people. As a result, the party symbol has been changed from an elephant to a chicken.
Dennis Kucinich Teams Up with Ron Paul
CCN - Dennis Kucinich teamed up with Ron Paul today to form the Unity Party after both were kicked out of the parties in which they were trying to run.
Corrupt Bastards Club Intervenes in Cattle Pollution
CCN - Lord Browne, the BP member of the Corrupt Bastards Club, was sent to reduce the amount of methane produced by cattle.
George Bush Called Best President EVER!
CCN - According to a writer in India, George Bush will be remembered as the best president EVER! Of course, India hasn't been affected much by Bush.
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