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Ball-clamping to be outlawed

The painful practice of ball-clamping, whereby if somebody loiters in the same spot for more than an hour his testicles are clamped and he must pay a fee to have them released, is to be banned.

written by Noshing Mink, 20 August 2010

Thank God It's Friday - Terrorists all too busy praying to blow us up

The world heaved a sigh of relief at 1 minute past midnight on Friday morning, knowing that it had survived another week against the terrorists, who would now all be busy praying at various mosques.

written by Noshing Mink, 20 August 2010

"St-st-st-st-stammering's a s-s-s-s-serious problem", director of British Stammering Association says

The director of the British Stammering Association, in a 2-hour interview, told our reporter that stammering is a serious problem.

written by Noshing Mink, 27 September 2007

Cabinet Minister Ed Balls changes first name to "Suckmy"

Westminster is reeling after news that the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families, Ed Balls, has changed his first name to "Suckmy". Now he will be known as "the Right Honourable Suckmy Balls".

written by Noshing Mink, 04 September 2007

"TomTom to blame" for Presidential delay

President Bush arrived a day late at New York to address the UN. He claimed his TomTom sat nav directed him via the Tyne Tunnel.

written by Noshing Mink, 21 April 2007

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