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Aaron Hernandez's future getting clearer
ESPN cites unnamed sources in reporting Hernandez planning a Longest Yard inspired prison football league. Hernandez envisions himself as a player-coach running his newly designed Pistol Offense.
Sanjaya "Removed" from Idol Competition
"American Idol" audience members were first shocked, but then erupted in exuberant applause during the performance of "You Really Got Me" by Sanjaya when Ray Davies jumped out of the crowd during the song and beat him into a coma. Prosecutors are not expected to file charges.
Coke Not "The Real Thing" According to Addicts Suing for False Advertising
Plaintiffs undaunted by the fact that the slogan hasn't been used in decades.
Heather Mills strikes well-wisher.
After a fan told Heather Mills to break a leg, she removed her prosthetic and hit him over the head with it.
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