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Scientists discover insect with noisiest cock...

...beating the last winner, Nick Clegg with David Cameron

written by matthatt, 30 June 2011
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Darth Vader is said to be Luke Skywalkers dad...

WookieLeaks

written by matthatt, 08 December 2010
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Local man has application for Special Olympics declined.

Apparently there's no such thing as a giant dwarf.

written by matthatt, 08 December 2010
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clairvoyant midget has escaped police custody.

...they are now on the look out for a small medium at large

written by matthatt, 08 December 2010
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Nidl Supermarket launch new luxury range...

....it's called "Normal".

written by matthatt, 08 December 2010
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New alcoholic yoghurt in shops for Christmas. . . . .

... it will get you Mullered!

written by matthatt, 08 December 2010
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Local man finds own arse

with both hands and Google maps.

written by matthatt, 02 November 2010
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UK Government no longer concerned with al-Qa'ida threat..

The British public scares the crap out of them though.

written by matthatt, 29 October 2010
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BBC journalists and Fire brigade to stage strikes on November 5.

Lots of people will die, but we wont get to hear about it.

written by matthatt, 28 October 2010
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BBC journalists also to stage strike on November 5 in a row over pensions.

So, will there be no one at work, anywhere that night?

written by matthatt, 28 October 2010
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John Mellencamp supports Sarah Palin...

...and he wants his "Cougar" back.

written by matthatt, 24 October 2010
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The Russian Government is trying to market Chernobyl as a new tourist spot.

Locals give it three thumbs up

written by matthatt, 19 October 2010
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Lorry load of onions spill on M1.

Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

written by matthatt, 16 October 2010
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Government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men.

Laurel and Hardy.

written by matthatt, 16 October 2010
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French car designer, Renault, new Quasimodo based car.

The Hatchback of Notre Dame.

written by matthatt, 16 October 2010
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New York's Brooklyn Bridge has been closed to traffic and pedestrians due to a suspicious package...

...Police say Bill Clinton will not be wearing the posing pouch again.

written by matthatt, 15 October 2010
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Dyslexic priest...

... rushes to comfort miners at shaft head.

written by matthatt, 14 October 2010
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Local man attacked by a troupe of mime artists.


"They performed unspeakable acts on me....."

written by matthatt, 01 October 2010
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Lady Gaga Meat range to go household, up next



Beef Curtains

written by matthatt, 30 September 2010
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Pink vajazzled pussy found on new earth like planet in wheelie bin by MI6 spy

...

written by matthatt, 30 September 2010
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Korean X-Factor, and the winner is.....

... the son of the previous winner, again!

written by matthatt, 28 September 2010
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Third Miliband brother found...

Glen.

written by matthatt, 26 September 2010
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The preparation for health cuts continues.

An NHS leaflet recommends taking thirty winks every afternoon.

written by matthatt, 24 September 2010
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73% of Emperors of Ethiopia were Haile Selassie.

20% were Fairly Selassie. 7% weren't Selassie at all.

written by matthatt, 24 September 2010
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