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Scientists discover insect with noisiest cock...
...beating the last winner, Nick Clegg with David Cameron
Darth Vader is said to be Luke Skywalkers dad...
Local man has application for Special Olympics declined.
Apparently there's no such thing as a giant dwarf.
clairvoyant midget has escaped police custody.
...they are now on the look out for a small medium at large
Nidl Supermarket launch new luxury range...
....it's called "Normal".
New alcoholic yoghurt in shops for Christmas. . . . .
... it will get you Mullered!
Local man finds own arse
with both hands and Google maps.
UK Government no longer concerned with al-Qa'ida threat..
The British public scares the crap out of them though.
BBC journalists and Fire brigade to stage strikes on November 5.
Lots of people will die, but we wont get to hear about it.
BBC journalists also to stage strike on November 5 in a row over pensions.
So, will there be no one at work, anywhere that night?
John Mellencamp supports Sarah Palin...
...and he wants his "Cougar" back.
The Russian Government is trying to market Chernobyl as a new tourist spot.
Locals give it three thumbs up
Lorry load of onions spill on M1.
Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.
Government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men.
Laurel and Hardy.
French car designer, Renault, new Quasimodo based car.
The Hatchback of Notre Dame.
New York's Brooklyn Bridge has been closed to traffic and pedestrians due to a suspicious package...
...Police say Bill Clinton will not be wearing the posing pouch again.
... rushes to comfort miners at shaft head.
Local man attacked by a troupe of mime artists.
"They performed unspeakable acts on me....."
Lady Gaga Meat range to go household, up next
Pink vajazzled pussy found on new earth like planet in wheelie bin by MI6 spy
Korean X-Factor, and the winner is.....
... the son of the previous winner, again!
Third Miliband brother found...
The preparation for health cuts continues.
An NHS leaflet recommends taking thirty winks every afternoon.
73% of Emperors of Ethiopia were Haile Selassie.
20% were Fairly Selassie. 7% weren't Selassie at all.
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