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Taco Bell Dog Dies
His last words were ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, because dogs can't talk.
Excerpt from Martha Stewarts "What to do With Leftover Easter Eggs"
#263: Here's one that I and my family enjoy every year. Try cutting a hole in the top of your eggs, filling them with C4, and heading over to your former prosecutors house. Plant them in his flower beds and watch as they're blown to bits. Now thats some Easter fun.
102-Year-Old Calif. Woman Hits Hole-in-1
Which in old lady talk means she got laid.
Michael Jackson's Sick
Even more than he normally is.
Huge T.J. Maxx Theft
The bandits got away with a cute purse, a pink striped button down, and a butterfly lamp that they just HAD to have.
Jacko Charging $3,500 30 Second Visits At Exclusive Party
Kids are free.
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