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Early Reviews of Tron Reveal....

...the game still looks lame.

written by Kilroy, 11 December 2010
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Cause of death determined in Mays case...

...apparently died from exhaustion trying to scrub that stain out of Michael Jackson's career.

written by Kilroy, 30 June 2009
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"You're Terminated, Sucker!"

A bumbling museum night guard single-handedly destroyed SkyNet over the Memorial Day weekend. Police are investigating the incident as part of a larger terrorism conspiracy.

written by Kilroy, 26 May 2009
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Obama to be on Tonight Show. Promises to be open and honest....

...despite Jim Cramer's warning to duck and cover.

written by Kilroy, 19 March 2009
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Santa's Elf Arrested on Racketeering Charges....

...for taking bribes to remove kids from the naughty list.

written by Kilroy, 23 December 2008
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Phillies Fans Rude

Phillies Fans Accuse Rays of Killing Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter

written by Kilroy, 28 October 2008
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World Series Rained Out

Rays accused of summoning Odin to delay their imminent defeat.

written by Kilroy, 28 October 2008
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Saw V Loses Weekend Box Office to High School Musical III

Entire "High School Musical" cast will be killed off in Saw VI. Film expected to break all records.

written by Kilroy, 28 October 2008
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Palin Tells McCain to Stand Up to Obama...

...then leaves him for a younger man.

written by Kilroy, 16 October 2008
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Donald Duck found dead, stuffed inside an unidentified turkey.

Body of renown character actor Foghorn Leghorn discovered inside Donald's body cavity. Fowl play suspected.

written by Kilroy, 02 October 2008
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UFO Stalks "Rocket Man" Across English Channel

Reportedly kept offering him a ride then flying off.

written by Kilroy, 01 October 2008
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Bush Adresses Nation on State of The Economy

Advises consumers to panic now and avoid the rush.

written by Kilroy, 25 September 2008
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Sunspots missing. Earth cools.

Stop global cooling now. Feed cows beans.

written by Kilroy, 16 September 2008
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Pigs Protest Obama's lipstick remark...

Resent being compared to a Republican.

written by Kilroy, 10 September 2008
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Tyson Gay Drops Baton

"This has to be the first time in freaking history a gay guy hasn't been able to hold on to a baton," said George Bush.

written by Kilroy, 21 August 2008
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Ghost of Vince Foster Endorses Obama

Clinton campaign compares him to Ron Brown for no apparent reason.

written by Kilroy, 07 March 2008
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Mary-Kate Olsen Endorses Sports Shake...

Later discovers "A Protein Shake for Mary-Kate" only a porn film title.

written by Kilroy, 02 January 2008
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Monkey Accuses Weasel of Sexual Harassment

Weasel claims "popping" was consensual.

written by Kilroy, 23 October 2007
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