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On a music site on the net, I came across a reference to the 1988 record by Aztec Camera, "Worming in a coal-mine"! Couldn't see the forest for trees ?
How old is old.....
Heard on Tv today...Bargain Hunt:-
That antique is a bit dated now !
The future of the Roebuck is something very deer to my hart.
My recycling efforts....
I am taking this recycling thing serious. I have started recycling the plastic rings that hold 6-packs of beer together. This week I have kept Liverpool in electricity for the next month. Good innit.
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A dog groomer in the USA tried to hide the fact that he had cut off the ear of shih tzu by super-glueing it back on. He only became exposed when the owner went to wash the dog.....and it's ear dropped off.
I walked by a chap in the street, who was hammering out a sheet of lead. "I have never seen that before in Nottingham - someone putting lead ON a roof".
The Irish are reputed to say Be Gorra, although I have yet to hear one say this.
But in the light of the 6-Nations Rugby, this has now changed to 'By O'Gara'
The UK Government has announced that the recent outbreak of bird flue in a Suffolk turkey farm is nothing to worry about. So it's now official. Thousands will die in the biggest pandemic known to mankind.
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