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Assange on WikiLeaks:
"I wasn't going to publish the433 3gsw='kgft'
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Jim Morrison Pardoned
Florida - "Glad we can finally close that door!"
FAA loses track of 119000 Planes
"Maybe we should pat down the other pants?"
Security Hired for Cavaliers-Heat Game
LeBron James' return raises Cleveland's employment rate by 23%.
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
And subsequently don't get to vote for this Snippet.
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
How you gonna Reddit now, suckas?
Millions Dead in Wake of Internet Blackouts!
Disconnection creates hysteria; many mistakenly fear the Apocalypse.
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
Scientists study victims' decent into Arcadia.
Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!
Frightened public wonders who's nex---------------
Shirley, you can't be dead!
"I'm sorry, I am. And Loving It. And don't call me Shirley."
Rest in Piece, you left us in stitches.
Pot on Nelson's Bus!
-turned out to be cast-iron skillet, not actual pot. Media blitz +1.
Pope agrees condom use can be justified-
-if you need party balloons.
Even larger deposit of fossils found!
Scientists dub important site, "The Baby Boomers".
City Rethinks 'Happy Meal' Decision
Food now considered for banning; nutritiously sound toys to stay.
UN Troops Stoned As Haiti Cholera Spreads
Actual Headline from Sky News.
Tiger Woods on Twitter
First tweet an emphatic shout-out to Tony Parker.
Jim Morrison Really Isn't Dead!
Haha, just kidding. He is.
Or is he?
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