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Assange on WikiLeaks:

"I wasn't going to publish the433 3gsw='kgft'
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written by Moby, 10 December 2010
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Jim Morrison Pardoned

Florida - "Glad we can finally close that door!"

written by Moby, 10 December 2010
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FAA loses track of 119000 Planes

"Maybe we should pat down the other pants?"

written by Moby, 10 December 2010
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Security Hired for Cavaliers-Heat Game

LeBron James' return raises Cleveland's employment rate by 23%.

written by Moby, 02 December 2010
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Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!

And subsequently don't get to vote for this Snippet.

written by Moby, 29 November 2010
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Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!

How you gonna Reddit now, suckas?

written by Moby, 29 November 2010
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Millions Dead in Wake of Internet Blackouts!

Disconnection creates hysteria; many mistakenly fear the Apocalypse.

written by Moby, 29 November 2010
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Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!

Scientists study victims' decent into Arcadia.

written by Moby, 29 November 2010
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Millions Affected by Internet Blackouts!

Frightened public wonders who's nex---------------

written by Moby, 29 November 2010
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Shirley, you can't be dead!

"I'm sorry, I am. And Loving It. And don't call me Shirley."

Rest in Piece, you left us in stitches.

written by Moby, 29 November 2010
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Pot on Nelson's Bus!

-turned out to be cast-iron skillet, not actual pot. Media blitz +1.

written by Moby, 29 November 2010
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Pope agrees condom use can be justified-

-if you need party balloons.

written by Moby, 22 November 2010
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Even larger deposit of fossils found!

Scientists dub important site, "The Baby Boomers".

written by Moby, 22 November 2010
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City Rethinks 'Happy Meal' Decision

Food now considered for banning; nutritiously sound toys to stay.

written by Moby, 19 November 2010
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UN Troops Stoned As Haiti Cholera Spreads

Actual Headline from Sky News.

written by Moby, 19 November 2010
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Tiger Woods on Twitter

First tweet an emphatic shout-out to Tony Parker.

written by Moby, 19 November 2010
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Jim Morrison Really Isn't Dead!

Haha, just kidding. He is.

Or is he?

written by Moby, 13 August 2005
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Sources say...

...this site may slighy misrepresent important news stories and other factual materials.

written by Moby, 13 August 2005
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Jocasta Commits Suicide!

Survived by husband and son.

written by Moby, 13 August 2005


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