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Results of President's Colonoscopy Leaked to the Press
American's stunned to realize that not only is their president a rotten asshole, his asshole seems to be rotting as well.
Celebrity Arrested For Sexual Indiscretions
1980's country music star Billy Ray Sirus was recently arrested in a red light district in southern LA for looking for love in all the wrong places.
Hollywood Celebrities Have More Than Most.
Now they have fashionable to put it. Prada to introduce Alligator skin colostomy bag in spring line.
Scientists Explain Near Death Experience
Extensive research leads scientists to believe bright glow described by many to be merely a result ambient light shining through cranial orifices. Suggest ear and nose plugs as remedy
Bush Bans Christmas
Dyslexic President Bush concerned with keeping the evil Satan at bay has decided to ban Christmas for the remainder of his term.
Pope Passes Replacement Pending
Due to the passing of John Paul II, God is being forced to replace his earthly right hand. There is however, no need to replace the "Devine Sphincter", G.W. Bush still has four more years to serve.
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