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CONDI RICE: SHOPPING FOR WHITE HOUSE
Condi Rice was on Fifth Avenue today buying a heart for Dick Cheney, courage for Donald Rumsfeld, a brain for President Bush, and many pairs of ruby slippers to be sent to American troops in Iraq.
BUSH TO STAR IN REMAKE OF WIZARD OF OZ
Bush to star as Cowardly Lion, and to take lead vocal in "Follow the Yellowcake Road."
JUDY MILLER TO JOIN FOX NEWS TEAM
According to a source speaking on condition of anonymity, Miller said, "Fox rocks!!"
George W. Bush caught in golf lie
Bush conceals ball drop, critics say it's par for the course.
Cruise Outs His Love
"Ever since I met Katie, I've been a Holmosexual," said Cruise.
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