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Man eater eaten by man

Jo Brand, eater of men (and children) was today found eaten in a fat man's stomach. Brian Anderson, 46, claims to have "no idea" how she got in there but suspects Islamic terrorists are to blame.

written by Craig E. Laycock, 11 September 2003
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Man wins Jilly Cooper

A "huge misprint" on a box of Weetabix has resulted in a man winning mildly-acclaimed novelist Jilly Cooper. Weetabix were today seen "razzing about" in the Mini Cooper that was the intended prize.

written by Craig E. Laycock, 11 September 2003
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Horseradish in the dock

Lawyers representing the National Union of Vegetables were in court today defending horseradish. Trading Standards believe it is "misleading" to call a vegetable horseradish when it contains no horse.

written by Craig E. Laycock, 02 September 2003
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Mr. Blobby Shot Dead

Former TV megastar Mr. Blobby has been shot dead during a dispute with TV rebel Noel Edmonds. The police have issued Mr. Edmonds with a commendation following the murder.

written by Craig E. Laycock, 02 September 2003
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