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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 22 June 2018
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Moore Wins Alabama Senate Seat; 30,000 Jones votes Invalidated

Tuscaloosa. The Alabama Republican Sec. of State today ruled 30,000 votes for Doug Jones in Montgomery and Birminghan were cast fraudulently by Russian hackers and therefore invalid.

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 14 December 2017
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Trump Threatens to "Totally Destroy" Republican Party

President Donald Trump today expressed his disgust with the Republicans failure to pass any significant legislation. "I will totally destroy the Republican party if this continues."

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 19 September 2017
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God, Man, and Environment at UCLA

The UCLA Summer Band will perform at noon Friday on the steps of Kerckhoff Hall. Featured selections will be Martin Luther's "A Mighty Forest is Our God" and "The Deflater Mouse" by Strauss.

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 31 July 2017
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Man Arrested for Vandalizing Trump's Hollywood Blvd Star

Jail phones clogged as millions offer to post bail.

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 26 July 2017


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