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Republicans Respond To Trump's Madness....

Today Congressional Republicans responded to all of Donald Trump's outrageous behavior and lies .....................................................................................................not.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 19 August 2018
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Beatles "Good Morning" was originally "Good Day"

The Beatles song "Good Morning" was originally "Good Day" until they decided it didn't rhyme well enough. Next they tried Good Afternoon; Good Evening; Good Friday; Good Fer Nothing and Goo Night.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 14 August 2018
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Hello/Goodbye was Originally Hey/Take Off

You say Yes! I say No! You say why and I say I don't know. Oh no! You say Hey! I say Take Off. Hey! Hey! I don' know why you say "Take Off" I say Hey!---But the Beatles did just two takes that way.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 02 August 2018
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I Want To Hold Your Hand Updated By Scientists

Oh Please message me you'll lemme be your hominid, And please say to me, you'll lemme hold your appendage! I wanna hold your ap-pennnnnn- dage, I wanna hold your appendage. And when I leave dead cells

written by JinoLeFeeto, 31 July 2018
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Maxwell Silver Hammer Indicted by Robert Mueller

Maxwell was accused recently of colluding with Russian intelligence to influence American elections, using his infamous silver hammer to take out Democrats in America. Putin has denied any connection.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 27 July 2018
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Let It Be was really Paul's Mom scolding him

"Let it be! I told you I'm not foolin, Paul McCartney, you let it be, or you're gettin a spankin! That's what Mum told us!" said Paul McCartney. "Later, when I was older, it meant something different."

written by JinoLeFeeto, 26 July 2018
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No Where Man Accused of Making Plans For Everybody

He doesn't have a point of view, but lately he's been bossing around the likes of North Korea and Iran. He doesn't seem to know where the hell he is. The editorial staff believe he should listen more.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 26 July 2018
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McCartney Song Had Alternate Words In Demo

Paul McCartney's Song "Back in the USSR" use to say 'You would know how lucky your are Boy', then he tried 'You wouldn't know how lucky you are boy'. "He threw that out and went with "You don't".

written by JinoLeFeeto, 22 July 2018
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I Am The Walrus! Says Trump To NATO Leaders

"I am the Egg man they are the Egg men, I am the Walrus!" shouted Donald Trump amid NATO leaders at a news conference. "Koo koo ker choo!" added Angela Merkle, trying to laugh off the embarrassment.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 12 July 2018
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Yellow Submarine Found in the Chunnel

The Beatles Yellow Submarine was found parked blocking traffic in the Chunnel early this morning. Several Blue Meanies were found and arrested for driving while intoxicated no ex-Beatles were present.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 08 July 2018
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Paperback Writer Divorces Clinging Wife

A recently published paperback writer, complaining about his clinging wife not understanding him, filed for divorce. The clinging wife could not be reached for comment.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 06 July 2018
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Mean Mr Mustard's Sister Pam Quits Job

Mean Mister Mustard's sister Pam worked non-stop in a shop, go getter type. She quit and is now on the lamb. She does intend to continue taking her brother out to see the Queen from time to time.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 04 July 2018
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Man Charged With Burning Norwegian Wood

Today in court Leonard Filmore said, "I once had a girl or should I say she once had me." Leonard described the evening after she told him she worked in the morning and laughed. He lit a fire.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 04 July 2018
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Yesterday No Longer Far Away for Most Americans

Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away, now D Trump is here to stay. Why? Why do all good things have to go? We don't know, he wouldn't say. He says many things wrong and we long for yesterday.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 02 July 2018
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Rocky Racoon Finally Arrested For Murder

Rocky Racoon was finally arrested for the murder of his rival for the affections of Magill. His rival had broken his dreams. She use to be caled Lill, but everyone knew here as Nancy.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 02 July 2018
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Jeff Session's Office Prepares to Attack Colorado!

Attorney General Jeff Sessions promised Coloradan pot growers he would bring Federal retribution . Today Sessions armed his 20 member office including secretaries on the Colorado state line.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 01 July 2018
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Trump Tweets: Squat Toilets Bad Bad Joke!

Donald Trump was placed in a suite with squat toilets. In the process of squatting and tweeting lost his cellphone down the drain! Kim Jung Un reportedly offered use of his western style facilities.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 11 June 2018
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Trump Babbles Coherently Nobody Understands

In a complete reversal of normal babble, Trump babbled so coherently his handlers passed out leaving him alone in a meeting room with a wet bar. HUGE, SAD. 2 hours later he was a babbling idiot again.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 24 February 2017
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 19 February 2017
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 19 February 2017
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Mark Lowton Gets Married

This news just in, while actually this news is several years old. Former Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has gotten married to another human being, destroying rumors that he was actually a form of earthworm.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 14 February 2017


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