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Trump Adopts 2020 Campaign Slogan

Let's Make America O-KKK Again!

written by Mike Peril, 18 August 2017
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Fly United

What a drag.

written by Mike Peril, 28 April 2017
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Fidel Castro's Death Leads to 9 Days of Mourning

Trump's election is 22 days of mourning and counting.

written by Mike Peril, 27 November 2016
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TRUMP TV Series in the Works

Trump Loves Chachi, starring Donald J. Trump and Scott Baio, explains what happened after Joanie broke up with Chachi.

written by Mike Peril, 26 October 2016
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Gary Johnson Campaign Adopts Final Desparate Slogans

If they go low, we get high!

If they get high, we get higher!

written by Mike Peril, 24 October 2016
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What Donald Trump and Brad Pitt Have in Common

On January 1, 2017:

Trump is accused of groping by a 48th woman

Brad Pitt gets to see his children for the 48th time

written by Mike Peril, 20 October 2016
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Trump is Feeling Blue

Although his face is beet red, Trump is feeling blue as poll after poll in each state turns against him.

written by Mike Peril, 16 October 2016
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Revamped Happy Days Returns with Senior Cast

Fonz: Donald Trump
Ritchie: Billy Bush
Potsie: Marco Rubio
Ralph: Ted Cruz
Joanie: Chris Christie
New Black Friend: Ben Carson

written by Mike Peril, 15 October 2016
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Trump Unveils Two New Slogans

"When they go high, we go low!"

"Yo Mexicans, su casa es mi casa!"

written by Mike Peril, 13 October 2016
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Trump Destroys Yet Another Bush Career

Suffering fallout from the Trump Access Hollywood video, Billy Bush will join Season 2 of "In the Bushes", a Bush family reality show starring Jeb, three Georges, and the family who endures them.

written by Mike Peril, 09 October 2016
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Cosby Endorses Trump

Bill Cosby endorsed Donald Trump after seeing Trump's "Access Hollywood" video.

"I like his style, let's keep it at that," noted Cosby.

written by Mike Peril, 09 October 2016
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Paris Hilton Changes Name to Ivanka Trump

Sources confirm that Paris Hilton, in desperate need of attention, has changed her name to Ivanka Trump and is jumping back into the party scene. She hopes to become Chelsea Clinton's BFF.

written by Mike Peril, 01 October 2016
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What's a Leppo?

According to Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson, a "leppo" is a male baby leopard.

To the rest of the world, "Aleppo" is a place of major conflict in Syria.

written by Mike Peril, 09 September 2016
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Mitt Romney Makes Donation to DC's Smithsonian Museum

Mitt Romney graciously donated his "binders full of women" to the Smithsonian Museum as part of the historical record. The museum will not display the women until after the election.

written by Mike Peril, 09 August 2016
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Hillary Clinton Sufffers Concussion from a Balloon

Hillary Clinton suffered a concussion after her DNC convention speech when a red balloon hit her head. Sources state that even with a concussion she is still smarter than Donald Trump.

written by Mike Peril, 29 July 2016
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Trump Copies Hillary's Slogan

Hillary: Together!

Trump: To-get-her!

written by Mike Peril, 27 July 2016
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Hillary Copies Trump's Slogan

Trump: Mourning in America.

Hillary: Morning in America!

written by Mike Peril, 27 July 2016
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Michelle Obama Loved Melania's Convention Speech

"Well written and memorable," stated Mrs. Obama. "I couldn't have said it better myself!"

written by Mike Peril, 19 July 2016
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US Joins EU

President Obama agreed by executive order to join the European Union after Great Britain's exit vote. Both Trump and Clinton approved of the move.

"It's great to be European again," said Trump.

written by Mike Peril, 29 June 2016
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Trump and Johnson Exchange Scalps

During Donald Trump's golf course visit in Scotland, Trump met with former London Mayor Boris Johnson where they reportedly exchanged scalps. Neither Johnson nor Trump were harmed in the exchange.

written by Mike Peril, 27 June 2016
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Rebrenter

Citizens of the U.K. who want to re-enter the European Union after the BREXIT vote are starting the reBRenter movement.

written by Mike Peril, 27 June 2016
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Clinton Adopts New Name for Trump

Tired of being called "Crooked Hillary", Hillary Clinton now calls Donald Trump "Pillow Head".

Clinton explains that Pillow Head Donald is "soft inside, fluffy outside. Just not much there."

written by Mike Peril, 23 June 2016
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Supreme Court Nominee Garland Claims To Be Judy's Son

In a desperate move, Merrick Garland sang "Somewhere over the Rainbow" to 8 senators but still no confirmation.

Alleged step sister Liza won't take his calls either. "He has no talent," said Liza.

written by Mike Peril, 20 June 2016
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Hamilton to End Broadway Run

The runaway Broadway hit Hamilton is scheduled to close. The original cast quit after becoming instant millionaires under a profit sharing plan. No replacements were willing to learn the lyrics.

written by Mike Peril, 20 June 2016


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