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Mel Gibson's Passion
L.A., CA: Mel Gibson to direct sequel to The Passion of the Christ. Working title is "Passion Take 2; This Time With Feeling"...
Drug Resistant Pubic lice Outbreak
Las Vegas NV; Pubic lice outbreak at Star Trek convention stumps sociologist....
Naked Black Man Sought
A naked black male was seen jaywalking in Topeka KS on Friday. Anyone knowing a person fitting that description please call local law enforcement.
The Pious Prick?
New biography claims Nostradomous had an enormous penis and used it at leat twice for monetary gain. One client is purported to be male. He was, however demure about his appendage....
Easter and Ignorance
99% of Christians are unaware that the Hollywood classic (The Ten Commandments) is totally unrelated to the Easter holiday.
Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"
A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
Coffee Chain Stirs Debate With Holocaust Themed Establishments
Glenn Winn, CEO of the Social Bean defended his decision to raise awareness of social injustice though his business establishments. "Coffee can get us talking about more than that Ferguson race thing"
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