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The Reason Illegal Aliens Are Staying Away
The U.S. Border Patrol stated the influx of illegal aliens is down by 17 percent. They say it's because illegal aliens do not want to come to a country that listens in on your phone conversations.
The Twittering Omarosa
The woman that Donald Trump made famous, Omarosa, has announced that her Twitter followers number has just gone up to 3.
Mick Jagger Can Still Rock 'n Roll Like The Youngsters
Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger who is 68, proudly boasted that he has groupies between the ages of 21 and 71.
Governor Chris Christie's Amazing Weight Goal
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says that regarding his diet, he wants to get to the point where people start saying that he looks anorexic.
The Big Change At Homeland Security
The government in a move to be more politically correct is considering changing the name of Homeland Security to Homeland Semi-Security.
NASA Wants The Moonsuit Back
NASA has said that the person who stole Neil Armstrong's moon spacesuit can return it no questions asked...well maybe just one or seven.
Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio Heading Down Mexico Way
The self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio says he may move to Mexico in order to eliminate the middle man.
Mitt Romney Flip Flops and Said He's Glad He Lost
Mitt Romney has stated that upon reflection he is glad he lost the 2012 presidential election. He pointed out that he does not think that he could have taken all of the Mormon jokes.
Liberace Had A Secondary Instrument
It is being reported that famed pianist Liberace, who was ten times gayer than Clay Aiken, was also very good on the mouth organ (harmonica).
French Lick, Indiana Gives Some Lip Service
The city of French Lick, Indiana has just issued a directive that prohibits any students in grades 1 through 12 from French kissing during school hours.
The Dancing Super Mama
Nadya Suleman, AKA OctoMom has stated that she wants to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. The producers told her that her boobs are too big.
The One Thing That Scares Illegal Aliens
You know that the IRS Scandal is really starting to get serious when they begin to audit illegal aliens.
Dick Cheney Is Told To Shut Up!
Vice-President Joe Biden has told Dick Cheney to can the anti-Obama remarks or else he may find himself picking bananas down in Costa Rica.
The Truth About The Santa Maria
Scientists have just discovered that Christopher Columbus' ship The Santa Maria was actually built from lumber that had been stolen from Denmark.
Uncle Sam Needs The Money Bad - Thank You
The 84-year-old Florida woman who won $590 million in the Powerball Lottery was devastated when told that she will have to pay IRS taxes that amount to $589.7 million.
The Pizza Was Damn Good But...
Domino's Pizza has announced they are discontinuing their Drone Pizza Delivery Program. They stated that customers were really upset with the $89 delivery charge.
Tiger Woods Says The Name Will Grow On You
Tiger Woods says that he will soon become the spokesman for a new line of condoms with the unlikely name of A Hole In One.
Arrivederci Roma
Will Smith and son Jaden are so upset at the dismal box office numbers for After Earth that they're seriously considering dropping Rome from their summer Paris, Rome, Athens, Dubai vacation trip.
The Amazing Powerball Surgery
The 84-year-old $590 million Powerball winner from Florida says she is going to take $1 million and have surgery to make her look exactly like Scarlett Johansson.
Not So Fast Mr. Kim Jong Un
A 97-year-old woman who lives in Seoul, South Korea has just filed a lawsuit against Kim Jong Un and North Korea for claiming that they are a world super power.
Now That's A Real Reality Show
Convicted killers Joran van der Sloot and Jodi Arias are being considered for a new reality show to be called The Real Biggest Losers.
Just Like Peanut Butter and Jelly
Doctor's in California now say that there could be a direct correlation between the high gasoline prices and high blood pressure.
The iTwins Are Cute As Can Be
A young married couple in Phoenix is being criticized for naming their twins iPad and iPod.
A Drone Plane Oops Moment
Reports are that a drone plane has mysteriously crash landed right in the middle of a famous Nevada nudist colony.
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