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Poland Has Banned Polish Jokes
Any violators will be sent to Ethiopia.
According To Research Studies
More research studies are needed in order to accurately reach a conclusive conclusion.
Switzerland Bans Perfumes In Buildings
Authorities say that the smell interferes with the sweet aroma of Swiss Chocolate.
Pakistani Baby Charged With Attempted Murder
The 9-month-old baby was caught throwing baby toys at a gas meter reader riding on a camel.
Caracas, Venezuela Is In Chaos
Reports are that generals are running and admirals are swimming.
David Letterman Says He'll Have To Try Harder
David Letterman says that he and Madonna have arm wrestled a total of 27 times and she has beaten him 24 times.
Demi Moore Is Now Changing Her Tune
Demi Moore has said that she wants people to stop referring to her as a cougar because it makes her feel old.
Anderson Cooper's Secret
Anderson Cooper recently said that if he was not gay he would love to make out with Scarlett Johansson.
Sarah Palin - The Practical Joker
Bristol Palin said her mother named her after the motel where she was conceived; The Bristol Inn. She giggled and said she's just glad she wasn't conceived at The Ramada Inn.
Paul McCartney Said He Did Not Like The Names Fido or Rover
Paul McCartney says that he named his very first dog "Hitler" after his high school geography teacher Mr. Hitler Wickingwood.
Anderson Cooper Admits He Likes Cher and Kathy Griffin Fighting Over Him
He says that it makes him feel dainty.
Mitt Romney's Big Secret
Old Mittens has admitted that he truly feels in his heart that he could have won the election if only he wasn't so damn rich.
David Letterman's Same Sex Concern
David Letterman is concerned about himself because lately he says he has been having sexual fantasies about Jimmy Kimmel.
Gary Busey Says He's Building A Drone
Gary said he got the directions from Paris Hilton (Oops!).
Alec Baldwin Says He's Saying Goodbye To The USA
He stated that he's fed up with the American Paparazzi always asking him if he's bipolar, or an atheist, or gay.
Giddy Up Thar Miss Beulah
An Amish buggy is being sought in a hit and run. Police are looking for a black horse with one hell of a bruise on its side.
Simple Meow's Ain't Gonna Cut It
Most cats know when they are about to be neutered and will emit an ear piercing sound that rivals that of a crazed banshee giving birth to a 16-pound baby.
Like A Moth To A Flame
Moths are not really attracted to the flame as the cliché states. They are actually attracted to the smell of roasting marshmallows and wieners.
A Fruity Subject
700 years ago oranges were actually purple and were known as purples.
Say Monique, What's That Smell?
Up until September of 1962, elderly women in Paris wore hats made totally out of cabbage leaves.
Finland Had Second Thoughts
Finland outlawed the vowel E in 1958, but reinstated it back in 1960.
But The Moo's Sound The Same
Most cows have 4 stomachs except those in India, which only have 3.
Edward "The Nosy" Snowden Strikes Again!
Edward Snowden says he knows the phone numbers and social security numbers of everyone living in the United States.
Vice-President Joe Biden Is In Poland To Reassure The Allies
Meanwhile Sarah Palin is told to stay in Wasilla and keep her mouth shut.