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Trump reveals his hidden child

'I may come across as, like, a total bastard, but I'm real needy, I'm like, the needster - I do needs better than any of the other candidates, I am 'The Special One' of Needs, like European Guy

written by Ella Davide, 18 September 2015
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Seagulls NOT involved

The demises of several small dogs have involved natural causes and no seagulls were involved, say under - employed
sea- side cops.

written by Ella Davide, 03 August 2015
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Tour De France cyclist's non - taking of drugs

A cyclist in this year's Tour De France may be dope - free, it's emerged. However, the Swiss racer has tested positive for Lemsip. 'The guy's a slave to Paracetomol', says non - Swiss Doctor

written by Ella Davide, 05 July 2015
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Tour De France cyclist's non - taking of drugs

A cyclist in this year's Tour De France may be dope - free, it's emerged. However, the Swiss racer has tested positive for Lemsip. 'The guy's a slave to Paracetomol', says non - Swiss Doctor

written by Ella Davide, 05 July 2015
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I will urge Britain's Grenter

I'm plenty up on Euro Stuff, says Jeb Bush

written by Ella Davide, 23 June 2015
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I will urge Britain's Grenter

I'm plenty up on Euro Stuff, says Jeb Bush

written by Ella Davide, 23 June 2015
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U.S tourists demand compensation

We assumed the Tour De France would be a coach ride round, like France, Europe - we didn't think we'd have to cycle and we want our dollars back - We gonna sue that Napoleon!

written by Ella Davide, 18 June 2015
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5 Million Immigrants to invade Britain

According to the Maily Dale, millions of Economic Migrants threaten Britain's shores with young, intelligent people, willing to work hard and speaking excellent English.It's a disgrace!

written by Ella Davide, 14 June 2015
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Scottish Comic mistaken for Politician

A wise - cracking woman, strangely dressed like the Leader of the SNP told gags on The Daily Show last night.

written by Ella Davide, 09 June 2015
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Being Obese is now good for you

Yes, being obese can actually HELP you recover from a heart attack, that's if it wasn't FATAL

written by Ella Davide, 08 June 2015
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Eurovision is best All - Europe Song Contest.

But that's not saying much

written by Ella Davide, 06 June 2015
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BBC confirms there will be weather

Bank Holiday or not.

written by Ella Davide, 03 May 2015
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Election Defeat is ultimate Zero Hours Contract

say three unemployed Prime Ministers.

written by Ella Davide, 27 April 2015
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Prince George mutilates Toy Dragon

'It shows his prodigious Historical Awareness', say Court Spokespeople, or 'grovellers', in Commoner's Speak.

written by Ella Davide, 23 April 2015
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Simon Cowel to adopt a baby

Gnu.

written by Ella Davide, 11 April 2015
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'Ordinary' voters unsure about 'Non - Doms'

'Sounds like contraceptives that don't work', says bloke at bus - stop
NEWSNITE APR 2015

written by Ella Davide, 08 April 2015
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Dentistry Costs force people to do own extractions

'It's like, pullin' teeth', says teen

written by Ella Davide, 05 April 2015
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Election Defeat is ultimate 'zero hours Contract'

Ed Milliband was heard saying 'There's no guarantee of work and we have to hang around, looking willing, with no idea if we'll still be here in 2 months

written by Ella Davide, 31 March 2015
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Pope presented with pizza

Causes 'fracas' as topping didn't include mushrooms

written by Ella Davide, 26 March 2015
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Collie Dog joins Teaching Staff of Primary School

The dog helps encourage pupils learning, but Ofsted say her Diploma out of Date

written by Ella Davide, 24 March 2015
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Nuns invade altar where Pope saying Mass

Congregation thought they were Villa Fans on Stag Weekend

written by Ella Davide, 24 March 2015
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Duchess of Cambridge potential threat

In her recent visit to the set of 'Downton Abbey', Kate was security screened. When announced as : 'A Modern Duchess ', Security interpreted this to mean an Eastend Gangster's Mother.....

written by Ella Davide, 12 March 2015
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UKIP is 'Colour - blind' party

Though their supporters are ultra sensitive to tones, like black and white

written by Ella Davide, 12 March 2015
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Eurovision Entries ''too original''

The UK may be heading for Eurovision failure, say critics.
There is no exhibitionist element , just melody and talent...sure to fail.....

written by Ella Davide, 11 March 2015


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