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'I am no pastry," Shouts General Custer Role Player

Forty-two year old role player Jason ripped off the buckles to his uniform in protest against constant misnomers to his character. "Do I look like General Custard to you? I'm a Goddamn American hero!"

written by Cereal and Milk, 17 August 2014

Man Immediately Regrets Biting Both Ends Of Burrito

"I don't know what to do," exclaimed Marvin Lyell, as giant bits of beef and cheese leaked out the deflated wrap. Attempts at Macgyvering some sort of burrito hammock proved futile.

written by Cereal and Milk, 05 August 2014

Theologians Confirm: 'Hell Is One Long Human Centipede'

After months of speculation, recent evidence from top religious scholars has verified Hell to be "A twisting shit sandwich for miles without end."

Stay posted to see where you'd be stitched in.

written by Cereal and Milk, 01 August 2014

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