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Tori Spelling to wed Baboon!-Luke and Garry not invited.

Tori Spelling and her beau will wed today in Malibu. Unfortunately Luke would not attend citing "Garry is never invited to these things, so I'm not going." NY times

written by Garry Robert Hixon Jr., 03 July 2004

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