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Jewelry Number One Gift
Jewelry was the number one gift this year, according to one retail association's poll. The reason for wanting jewelry is that an ugly face looks better with bling than without. No word on gender.
Village Only for Those With Dementia
It's called Washington, DC. prerequisite is congressional tenure.
CDC Issues Flu Warning
Sales were down on many metropolitan areas because the flu has debilitated sales staffs. Too bad it couldn't have lessened it's impact by striking Congress, or some do-nothing agency like that.
Economist Weighs in on Deadweight Loss of Christmas
Joel Waldvogel first weighed on on the deadweight loss of Christmas. His observations belie the ever expanding waistlines of the American people in the two weeks the comprise Christmas vacation.
Data Theft At the Casino
It wasn't coins or tokens this time, it was data. Thieves took the data, only to find out that Americans were worthless all along and totally unusable.
Rudolph Mistaken For A Drone?
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer came under heavy fire during a practice run over Colorado. Hunters apparently mistook him for a drone. Fortunately for everyone involved, he was not hit.
Another Preble Branch Discovered
Descendant of Commodore Preble's brother ecstatic that he chose to make love, not war--offspring bred like rabbits and weren't very discriminatory.
Temps nearing normal next week.
The anomalous, hot cloud of carbon dioxide that has hung densely over the nation's capitol has begun to dissipate as the lawmakers give up on explaining this spending bill. Temps normal next week.
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