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Jewelry Number One Gift

Jewelry was the number one gift this year, according to one retail association's poll. The reason for wanting jewelry is that an ugly face looks better with bling than without. No word on gender.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 28 December 2013
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Village Only for Those With Dementia

It's called Washington, DC. prerequisite is congressional tenure.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 28 December 2013
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CDC Issues Flu Warning

Sales were down on many metropolitan areas because the flu has debilitated sales staffs. Too bad it couldn't have lessened it's impact by striking Congress, or some do-nothing agency like that.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 26 December 2013
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Economist Weighs in on Deadweight Loss of Christmas

Joel Waldvogel first weighed on on the deadweight loss of Christmas. His observations belie the ever expanding waistlines of the American people in the two weeks the comprise Christmas vacation.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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Data Theft At the Casino

It wasn't coins or tokens this time, it was data. Thieves took the data, only to find out that Americans were worthless all along and totally unusable.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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Rudolph Mistaken For A Drone?

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer came under heavy fire during a practice run over Colorado. Hunters apparently mistook him for a drone. Fortunately for everyone involved, he was not hit.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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Another Preble Branch Discovered

Descendant of Commodore Preble's brother ecstatic that he chose to make love, not war--offspring bred like rabbits and weren't very discriminatory.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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Temps nearing normal next week.

The anomalous, hot cloud of carbon dioxide that has hung densely over the nation's capitol has begun to dissipate as the lawmakers give up on explaining this spending bill. Temps normal next week.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 22 December 2013
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