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Kim Jong un Has His Computer Gold Plated

Kim Jong un's fantastic incredibly fast and up to date Commodore 64 computer has been gold plated and encrusted with diamonds to make it the best computer in the world.

written by Auntie Jean, 22 December 2014
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Paparazzi Shocked As Christmas Prince George Photos Reveal He Looks Like A Normal 16 Month Old Child

Paparazzi clamouring to get photos of wealthy 16 month old baby Prince George were astounded when they found their cameras had recorded that Prince George was a normal 16 month old toddler.

written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
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Christmas Appears To Be Approaching

Evidence of the stealthy approach of Christmas is mounting, with reports coming in to our Christmas reporters' buildings of Tweets and Facebook pages suggesting its likely date as December 25th.

written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
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Photos Of Prince George Published To Reward Press For Not Publishing Pictures Of Prince George

Prince William and the Duchess of Kate have supplied our royal baby department with carefully photoshopped photos of Prince George as a reward for not publishing Paparazzi photos of Prince George.

written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
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Royal Corgis Now Go To Bathroom On Servants

As the days in Buckingham Palace get shorter. a new solution to doing a number two has been found. An army of "Poo Servants" has been hired to lay down instantly for the corgis to crap on.

written by Auntie Jean, 12 December 2014
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Porridge Tankers To Pump Porridge Into Troughs For Poor Who Can't Cook

Arrangements are being made for porridge troughs to be built outside Westminster so that Lady Jenkin can herd starving people who can't cook towards the healthy but revolting substance.

written by Auntie Jean, 11 December 2014
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Did Queen Mother Eat Missing Australian Prime Minister ?

D.N.A. matching Harold Holt's the Prime Minister of Australia who disappeared while swimming near the Queen Mother in 1967 has been found on her fish knife by detectives looking for missing poachers.

written by Auntie Jean, 10 December 2014
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Drunken Glaswegians Using Voice Changers To Give Taxi Drivers Directions

Taxis dropping Drunken Scotsmen off at the wrong address could be a thing of the past now with the new Mc Dyson Invention, an on the fly translator. Mc Dyson apparently got the idea from "Star Trek".

written by Auntie Jean, 09 December 2014
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Radicalised Hamsters With Suicide Belts Attack Hamster Wheel Factory

Jihadi style hamsters with sparklers tied to their waists have "fizzled" a pet toy factory in Scunthorpe. The factory manufactures giant Millenium hamster wheels, considered cruel by free hamsters.

written by Auntie Jean, 09 December 2014
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Princess Beatrice Hacks Into Kim Jong Un's Computer

Princess Beatrice is alleged to have hacked into Kim Jong Un's hacking computer to disrupt his hacking. Earlier Justin Bieber allegedly extracted pin-ups of the handsome ruler in a fit of jealousy.

written by Auntie Jean, 07 December 2014
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Sprouts Now Officially Protected Species

It will be a sproutless Christmas, to the delight of children this year, as the WPA have banned all picking of them. Lack of harvesting controls, allowing baby ones to be routinely eaten is to blame.

written by Auntie Jean, 04 December 2014
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Put Christmas Slow Cooked Pork In Oven Now - Scientists

Dr. Brian Cock has issued a health warning that slow cooked pork for Christmas day should be going in the oven now. This will prevent overcooking and indigestion he told The Spoof's Xmas reporter.

written by Auntie Jean, 03 December 2014
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Opticians To Stock Correction Spectacles For Wine Effects

Opticians have invented glasses to counter the "bottle of wine effect". Restoring chat up selectivity, they re-establish the ability to distinguish between Prince Harry and Justin Bieber types.

written by Auntie Jean, 02 December 2014
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Wiggly Supermarket Trolley Wheel Problem Solved At "Up-market" Superstores

British engineer Sir Craps Shooter-Dyson has invented a wheel-less shopping trolley which uses super-conducting maglift priciples. The smoother trolley is only for posh shops like Fortnum and Masons.

written by Auntie Jean, 01 December 2014
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Beer Rocket Safety Flares Available Online To Guide Drinkers Home

Forget the worry of coming out of a city bar at night and having to use a beer compass to get home. A beer rocket like those used by sinking ships can now fire a homing flare to guide you home by GPS.

written by Auntie Jean, 01 December 2014
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Black Friday a Washout As Rain Forces Everyone Into Shops

Black Friday, the festival which should have been a celebration of Soul Music, Reggae, Blues, Nelson Mandela and Diana Ross a turned out to be a washout as rain forced everyone into shops.

written by Auntie Jean, 30 November 2014
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Call For Free Hearing Aids As Woman Tries To Make Cheese With Muslim's Bag Stolen From Mosque

A hard of hearing woman shopping for cheese making items stole a Muslim's bag from a Mosque in Chicago this motning instead of the correct item, a muslin bag. Her apologies were accepted.

written by Auntie Jean, 30 November 2014
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Abominable Snowman Melts

The Abominable Snowman, a giant Yeti, captured by Brian Blessard on Mt. Everest has melted today due to global warming. It was found in the "Blue Peter Garden" replica on the I.O.W.

written by Auntie Jean, 29 November 2014
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Fool A Prisoner Day To Take Place On Saturday

Practical jokers will wait outside U.K.prisons on Saturday dressed in silver tunics or flying about in cars suspended by invisible wires so that released lifers will think they've done 100 years.

written by Auntie Jean, 26 November 2014
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.

written by Auntie Jean, 22 November 2014
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Cathedrals To Be Used For Easter Egg Production

Chocolate Eggs and even chocolate crosses are to be made by newly appointed egg deacons in Cathedrals across the U.K. Proceeds will go towards roof repairs and mending holes in Bishop's robes.

written by Auntie Jean, 21 November 2014
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Procol Harem Tribute Band Droned By Mistake

Tribute "Whiter Shade Of Pale" band Bokol Harem were this morning accidentally targeted by "Obama Drone" anti terrorist killer drones while performing in Scunthorpe. Tributes poured in this morning.

written by Auntie Jean, 17 November 2014
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Ayer's Rock Discovered To Be Balancing Weight For Planet Wobble

A tire fitter interviewed by our Australian reporter revealed yesterday that he was employed by God to balance the planet's tendency to wobble at 60 m.p.h by chipping bits of Ayer's Rock away.

written by Auntie Jean, 28 August 2014
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Freak Meteor Shower Triggers "Iron Bucket" Defence System

A meteor shower known as the "Persimmonoid Shower" rained down on the Middle East this morning, automatically triggerring defence systems. After initial panic, everyone saw the funny side of things.

written by Auntie Jean, 07 August 2014
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