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Keanu Reeves Kidnapped

Son of the late Dennis Hopper has kidnapped his fathers Speed co-star Keanu Reeves in order to "finish dads work". Reeves must now maintain a speed of 7mph or his rectal explosives will be detonated.

written by Sam Sage, 30 July 2013


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