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If the shoe fits. . . .

During a speech in Las Vegas this week, eternal presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was hit by a shoe thrown by a heckler. On the shoe was written, "Benghazi!"

written by Gee Pee, 11 April 2014
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Supreme Court sides with boobs

On Monday, the Supreme Court ruled that junior high and high school students have a right to study boobies, with only Justice Clarence Thomas dissenting. They also have the right to free condoms.

written by Gee Pee, 11 March 2014
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Griffith Park murderer charged with multiple counts of murder

Gabriel Campos-Martinez was arrested and charged with six counts of murder, one for each of his boyfriend's body parts (head, hands, penis, and feet), which he allegedly dumped in Griffith Park.

written by Gee Pee, 11 March 2014
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California dodges bullet

After surviving a 6.9 earthquake, California officials say they were lucky: "We dodged a bullet." However, God assures the Golden State that He hasd plenty more ammo left.

written by Gee Pee, 11 March 2014
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Mattel designs new "Barbie fashions" for women

Mattel, the maker of Barbie, is selling 10 outfits that can help real women look more like the doll. "The impossible is possible now," the company says. The attire is available at exclusive boutiques.

written by Gee Pee, 09 March 2014
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President Obummer: raise minimum wage

His daughters are likely to want to work soon, so the president has urged Congress to increase the minimum wage. Technological toys and fashion are "expensive," he says.

written by Gee Pee, 09 March 2014
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Republicans to "stamp out" conservative challenges

Speaker of the House John Boehner has ordered extra large, clown-size shoes to help his party "stamp out" challenges to his party by conservative "factions" during the 2014 elections.

written by Gee Pee, 09 March 2014
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UK universities not worth attending

An organization that ranks universities around the world say that UK colleges are "among the world's worst," ranking Oxford 1t 365 and Cambridge at 368, right behind the U. S.'s Harvard and Yale.

written by Gee Pee, 08 March 2014
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Kardashian breaks wind

Reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian graced fans with a shot of her derriere when a gust of wind from a fan blew up her mini-skirt as she promoted her new TV show, Breaking Wind.

written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
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Madonna: doing her part for charity

Singer Madonna, 54, showed her derriere in an event to raise money for charity and managed to collect $6.

written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
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Sinclair admitshe's a bugger

Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair, charghed with sodomy, agreed to plead guilty to the lesser crime of buggery. President Obummer plans to award him the Congressional Medal of Honor in exhange for his plea.

written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
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Ukraine tension remains high

Despite the much-vaunted massage skills of visiting U. S. Secretary of State John Kerry, tensions reportedly remain at an all-time high in Ukraine.

written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
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Passenger to pilot: emasculate yourself!

A passenger aboard WetJet left a note on his cocktail napkin for the plane's male pilot: "real men don't occupy cockpits."

written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
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Hillary: Putin "just like Hitler"

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said that, in her "considered opinion," excpet for Putin's mustache, the Russian president looks "just like Hitler."

written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
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Pistorius trial: witnesses heard "loud arguing" before shooting

Witnesses in the Oscar Pistorius trial testified to hearing "loud arguing" before shots were fired. Pistorus' attorneys claim the athlete was "arguing with himself." They didn't comment on the shots.

written by Gee Pee, 04 March 2014
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Putin wants to host new Olympics

Russian president Vladimit ("The Impaler") Putin expressed interest in hosting another Olympics "as soon as possible" as a means of funding his country's invasion of Ukraine.

written by Gee Pee, 04 March 2014
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Californians: enough is enough!

After hiring raindancers to end their drought, Californians, who have endured tornados, flash floods, and tsunamis during the last 48 hours, beg God to cease and desist. "Enough is enough," they pray.

written by Gee Pee, 03 March 2014
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Meliisa Joan Hart's attention-getting strategy

Actress Melissa Joan Hart gained 400 pounds before the Academy Awards so she'd "stand out" on the red carpet.

written by Gee Pee, 03 March 2014
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For the president who has everything

This Christmas, the First Lady is buying hubbie Barack Obummer 144 new pens and a Blackberry smartphone so he can keep "moving forward" in passing legislation without Congressional input.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Millions more Americans enroll in Obummercare

Sick to death of being pestered to enroll, millions of Americans have signed up for Obummercare. The catch is that most don't intend to pay any premiums.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Googel adds NSFW to domain name suffixes

To enhance the Internet search experience, Google now requires sites that feature content related to Miley Cyrus and others of her ilk to use the new ".NSFW" domain name suffice (not safe for work).

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Californians reap big benefits from faith

Driven to desperation by drought, Californians hired dowsers to find water. Yesterday and today, their faith was amply rewarded, as floods wash away most of the southern portion of the Golden State.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Pistorius makes appeal

A day before his trial, Oscar Pistorius appealed to the Academy of Motion Piture Arts and Sciences to award him an Oscar for acting innocent of his girlfriend's homicide.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Democrats and Republicans both court voters

With the U. S. Senate hanging in the balance, both Democrats and Republicans both court voters. However, voters remain "uncommitted."

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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