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"Paranoid" woman admitted for psychiatric observation

Ima Twit, admitted to a mental health facility for observation after complaining her skinny jeans tried to murder her by "constricting" her to death, said, "They're tighter than a boa constrictor."

written by Gee Pee, 23 June 2015
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Paris Hilton's "Quote, Unquote"

Social butterfly Paris Hilton's "Quote, Unquote" has just been published. Sample? "At first, I wanted to be a veterinarian, but then I thought, a diet of all fruits and vegetables would get boring."

written by Gee Pee, 22 June 2015
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Prince Michael II changes name

To avoid further bullying due to his ridiculous nickname, "Blanket" (Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael II) has changed his nickname to "Sheets and Pillow Case" or "Bedding," for short.

written by Gee Pee, 19 June 2015
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Jeb Bush to run for president

Jeb Bush has joined the 2016 presidential race, declaring, "If there's a Clinton in the race, there must also be a Bush. The American people want a choice between one dynasty or the other."

written by Gee Pee, 15 June 2015
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Rachel Dolezal resigns as "token" African-American

NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal resigned when she realized she is white, not black. The blue-eyed blonde vows to dye her hair its "original" color and forgo curling treatments and using tanning booths.

written by Gee Pee, 15 June 2015
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Kristen Stewart's new girlfriend prompts mom to seek intevention for her daughter

"Twilight" "actress" Kristen Stewart's mom, Jules, has hired a dating assistant to try to help Kristen, who is dating another woman, "get back on the straight and narrow."

written by Gee Pee, 15 June 2015
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Loose lips will win, Dunham wagers

Jimmy Fallon has agreed to a lip sync duel with Lena Dunham. He bets his lips will win the contest, while she's wagering her labia.

written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
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First human head transplant predicted

Italian surgeons predict that the first human head transplant could occur by 2017, but admit a man may not "accept" the replacement of the glans of his penis with the head of another man's cock.

written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
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U. S. government report points blame at itself

The CIA's report on the 911 terrorist attack on New York's World Trace Center attributes the 5,000 resulting deaths to "gross government incompetence," and calls for more taxes to "fix" the problem.

written by Gee Pee, 14 June 2015
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Mount Kinabalu tourists arrested for public indecency

Four naked tourists were arrested atop Mount Kinabalu. Some locals say the tourists' nudity angered a mountain spirit, who caused an earthquake, but police say they were arrested for "gross ugliness."

written by Gee Pee, 11 June 2015
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Charlie Sheen hospitalized

"Actor" Charlie Sheen has been hospitalized after eating his girlfriend's "clam." He complained that it "didn't smell right."

written by Gee Pee, 10 June 2015
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Jaden Smith wears dress to prom

Actor Will Smith's son, wannabe actor Jaden, says he wore a dress to his prom because his mom's gown was "at the cleaners."

written by Gee Pee, 10 June 2015
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Brian Williams to return to NBC

NBC execs say disgraced anchor Brian Williams may return to the network as in 'a new role" as a fact checker.

written by Gee Pee, 10 June 2015
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Oscar Pistorius: time served?

Oscar Pistorius will be freed from prison after serving 8 months of his 5-year sentence for murdering girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. The reason? "White lives don't matter," South African officials say.

written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
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EPA warns Mother Nature's volcanic offspring

The U. S. Environmental Protection Agency said Indonesia's Sinabung volcano would be arrested had it spewed pollutants in the U. S. and warned American volcanoes "not to contribute to global warming."

written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
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Hillary tells fan to "go to the end of the line"

Presidential hopeful Hillary told a fan seeking her autograph "go to the end of the line, unless you're donating millions to the Clinton Foundation." Hillary claims to champion "the little people."

written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
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Chris Christie shows his true colors (again)

Taking time out from blocking bridge traffic into "his" state, New Jersey governor Chris Christie railed against Sen. Rand Paul for being patriotic enough to halt the unconstitutional "Patriot" Act.

written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
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Morocco to sue Jennifer Lopez's ass off

Moronic Morocco is suing J Lo for her "offensive" ass. No complaints were made about other female dancers' assets or male dancers grabbing their crotches. J Lo vows to "keep shaking my moneymaker."

written by Gee Pee, 08 June 2015
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FEMA closes offices

During a recent hurricane, The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) closed its offices in New York City due to "bad weather."

written by Gee Pee, 07 June 2015
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No more patriots, U. S. Senate decrees

The U. S. Senate has allowed the Patriot Act to expire. Henceforth, Sen. Mitch McConnell assures Americans, "citizens are no longer permitted to love their country or to express such devotion."

written by Gee Pee, 02 June 2015
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Hillary tells fan to "go to the end of the line"

Presidential hopeful Hillary told a fan seeking her autograph "go to the end of the line, unless you're donating millions to the Clinton Foundation." Hillary claims to champion "the little people."

written by Gee Pee, 02 June 2015
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Plane shuns darkened skies

A solar-powered plane attempting to circle the globe without a drop of fuel made an unscheduled landing when afternoon skies became overcast. Passengers arrived uninjured (this time).

written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
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Beijing enacts smoking ban

Chinese officials announced that, in an effort to enforce a recent ban on smoking, Beijing will behead anyone who smokes in the capital city. Dipping snuff is permitted "for the moment."

written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
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Malaysian Airlines nearly bankrupt

According to its new German CEO, Malaysian Airlines is "essentially bankrupt," but, he says "it's safe to fly," adding, "Ask for a seat next to an emergency exit and brush up on your survival skills."

written by Gee Pee, 01 June 2015
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