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Man With US Map Tattooed On Body Injured in Bar Fight
Police say unidentified 28 year-old sustained contusion to Homer, Alaska and swelling around the Florida Panhandle.
Keith Richards to Open Theater in Branson, Missouri
Aging rocker says, "It'll be like an old fashioned hayride in the English countryside...except with booze and heroin."
Attorney Gloria Allred To Sue All Men For Repeatedly Leaving Toilet Seat Up
Class action lawsuit will involve 155,000,000 American men, said celebrity attorney, who appeared on national television with sobbing female client.
Correspondent Ali Velshi Stomps Off Set After CNN Cuts Him Off to Cover Ashlee Simpson's New Pixie Cut
"First they let John King and Wolf Blitzer do all the cool hologram stuff instead of me, and now this," he fumed.
Surgeon General Warns Against Using SlapChop For Circumcisions
"Doing so dulls the blades and it will squish your tomatoes next time you use it," warns Surgeon General Regina M. Benjamin
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