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Catholic fear Mormons more than Muslims
Vatican City, Rome, Italy- The pope spoke out today to the faithful catholics around the world, speaking out against the LDS curch saying "It's an abomination... and must be shut down or aliens win!".
Teen Blindness on rise!
Atlanta, Ga- Recent studies are showing that blindness in teenage males are on the rise in several southern states. "Masturbation is the reason, we told them they would go blind" Dr.Johnson M.D.
Alligator Flu expected to Snap at elderly
New York, NY- An outbreak of alligator flu has hit eastern New York and is expected to spread fast. Alligator flu has been known to kill anyone over 90 years old. Get your flu shot at walgreens!
Duke sits entire team out of 2nd half vs. NC State!
Duke University sat thier team on the bench for the 2nd half, in a game that wasn't even close. Even with the extra help, NC State almost lost when NC state player scored in the wrong basket.
Melting ice in Alaska endangers Florida's citrus production
Recent studies from the Florida department of citrus suggest that the melting ice in Alaska is causing the ocean to raise to dangerous levels adding too mach salt to the soil in Florida's farm region.
House GOP introduces bill to test welfare recipients
REP. Mike Simpson, from Idaho, has introduced a bill that would require all people on any form of welfare to submit to a wheat test. Simpson said "Anyone who can afford bread, does not need help!"
Romney shows support for KKK
Mitt Romney speaks out about the importance of raceism in the US and shows support for KKK. "Without raceism howcould Obama achieved what he has?"
Te'oing takes internet by storm!
Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend has sparked the new internet craze. Get your camera's ready and snap a shot with you and your imaginary significant other.
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