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"Hipsters" A-Rod and Jets Sanchez to have joint surgeries
Alex Rodriguez will undergo surgery on his left hip.
As a coutesy to NY fans, surgeons will also perfom dual lobotomies on A-Rod and Sanchez, the 2 most over-payed and lamb-brained NY-sportsters.
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