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Santa Strikes Syria Off His List (Don't read this if you live in Syria with small children around you)
The North Pole - Santa announced on Friday that he will be steering well clear of Syria this year, siting the danger he felt of having a target on his back, by being a symbol of Christianity.
Clinton on Clinton
Sources close to Bill Clinton say that he is very nervous about the old ball-and-chain quitting her job and being around the house more often.
He may even put in for a new post in poor old Thailand.
The Most Perfect Stocking Stuffer.
A one-legged homeless man may have the need for the most fitting stocking stuffer ever! He asked the Santa who works the mall, where he lives in the bushes from time to time, for a prosthetic leg.
New Tazer App.
In the lastest "lawsuit waiting to happen" news, Zappit Inc. has just unveiled their new Tazer App, just in time for the holidays. Better hope you don't pocket dial yourself when this baby is on!
Todd Aiken hears from God.
Ousted Congressman, Todd Aiken (R-Mo.) sees face of God in church. Everyone saw it that day. God told him that he was a mistake and that he meant for Aiken to come out as a screaming gay liberal.
Nebraska Boys Grow Up Fast at Macy's Day Parade
A group of 12-year-olds from a Christian Fundamentalist boys group were front row for the annual parade.
After getting more than an eye-full from the Rockette's, nine out of ten of the boys approved.
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