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Ron Paul Declares Himself John Galt, Decides To Move To The Mountains.
Former republican presidential candidate and widely loved libertarian figure tells U.S. to "Kiss my ass" as he plans to live out his life in the mountains to "show us how we will live with out him".
Runner Plans To Sleep In Sunday.
In the wake of the cancellation of the New York Marathon, Richard Townes of Brooklyn plans to sleep in since he now has "nothing better to do". Townes is still contemplating brunch plans.
Congress: Online Video of Cranky Toddler Still Not News.
Congress declares videos of cranky toddlers not newsworthy and now illegal to be passed on as "News".
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