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Correction to Tomorrows Weather in Yesterday's Edition
An eggplant can double in size every time you eat it! Wether the weather wears out your leather or your leather wears out your feathers, there's always room for another sweater! There will be reign.
Oil Company to Hire Priests-Start of a Trend?
Now that the Archbishop of Decanterbury has a brand new bung, Major Oil Co plans a valve cleaning of their own. Squeeky clean rules the day, as headhunters go for the white collar over the blue!
Cake Collapses in MacArthur Park!
. . someone left the cake out in the rain . . . and it took so long to bake it . . . and I'll never have that receipe again! . . . Ahhhh-gain!
Trinominal Equation Answer from yesterdays Conundrum.
"Silly,10 is not a prime number! What were you thinking, that Col. Hamilton would hold himself above General Washington? Fat chance that! Ben Franklin knew it and said so himself in his autobiography!
The Parade walked right under the rain now! I saw the hole thing!
'sit raining on your parade, new? Maybe the rain gots the right o' way and you just walked innait. Ever think o' that while yer pouring clam chowder tru 'at canal w' a hole a' tetherend o' ya! Barp!
Brother, can you spare a climb?
Does the Oil Creek squeek for the Greek sneak clique?
Or does the reign still stain mainly in Des Plain?
A vast quack approacheth, the brass hat encroacheth, sad for the lad, he's mad as a brasser!
"Joke" from Langley
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Turkish Air Defense Wins Gold Medal!
26 June, 2012 Leaked from the Cabal Co. that runs the Olympics: Turkey was the big winner of the summer games, even before they began! Gold also went to French cops- bagged two of their own at Gate 4!
Can You Make Your Child Taller?
Many parents are concerned that "height is an issue" when it comes to future employment for their children. If your child is under 6' tall, use The Rack! Every inch of height yields 8 confessions!
The Pope Smokes Dope! And the Butler tells how much for how much!
How much is he paying per kilo? Wow! But it is the best, and it is delivered to his room, so what's not to like? The Germans pay for communion, so it must be a good idea. Jah?
Arm-a-gett'n To Be "By Invite Only"
Attention campers!Those of you who plan to attend The Self-Inflicted Bar Fight at the end of time should be advised that the event is an "invitational" A clean Sullivan and Cromwell T-shirt is a must!
Irregular? Or are you a regular here?
Regular irregularity and irregular irregularity are not the same thing as getting your irregularity regularly. You got to do it everyday folks!
October Surprise is right!
Romney Campaign Takes Torpedo Up Aft Tube!
Direct Hit to Magazine Section! But Wait, This Is News 'aint it? So be it! Missouri Synod Lutheran Lottery winner hits big-time with Rev 22:18-19, 94 more!
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