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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle
Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
written by K.C. Bell, 20 May 2018
One Brick Speaks
One brick speaks and says: The United States ON America. It’s the United States OF America. How much does a degree from Wharton cost? Well, at least her hair was combed.
written by K.C. Bell, 15 May 2018
Did Trump Push His Name For Nobel Peace Prize?
Is the same guy who mocked a person with a physical handicap allegedly going to be nominated to receive the Nobel Peace Prize? Smells like a Dr. Harold Bornstein letter, dictated by Trump. Bad!
written by K.C. Bell, 02 May 2018
Donald Trump And The Paralympics
Donald Trump says he had difficulty watching the Paralympics and watched as much as he could. Remember, he suffers from bone spurs, (rumored to be in his feet) that prevented his service in Vietnam.
written by K.C. Bell, 01 May 2018
Donald Trump says he had difficulty watching the Paralympics and watched as much as he could. Remember, he suffers from bone spurs, rumored to be in his feet, preventing him from serving in Vietnam.
written by K.C. Bell, 01 May 2018
Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish
Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
written by K.C. Bell, 26 April 2018
Name Calling Trump
One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
written by K.C. Bell, 17 April 2018
Who Will Replace Hope Hicks In The White House?
Who will replace Hope Hicks? Easy! Stormy Daniels. That'll cancel out the Stormy Daniels case, and Trump could hire Michael Avenatti as his attorney for his impeachment trial. Bingo!
written by K.C. Bell, 30 March 2018
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Maybe FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe neglected to add a few hours to his timesheet? Like on 9/11, or did he ever work through his lunch hour, eating on the run 16 times in the last twenty years?
written by K.C. Bell, 18 March 2018
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Dog mistakenly shipped to Japan instead of Kansas by United Airlines announced, “This isn’t Kansas!”
However, he’ll only eat sushi. No chopsticks!
written by K.C. Bell, 15 March 2018
Colin Kaepernick Time's Man Of The Year
Bravo Time magazine for making Colin Kaepernick Man Of The Year. Almost. While Trump has reduced the U.S. to tatters, Kaepernick exemplifies and remains a beacon of hope for the United States.
written by K.C. Bell, 04 December 2017
Alabama Republican Roy Moore
Would you believe your 14-year-old daughter if she said a 32-year-old man had touched her inappropriately? Or would you call your daughter a liar?
written by K.C. Bell, 11 November 2017
Trump To Pardon Melendez brothers?
What's next? After the Joe Arpaio pardon, will Trump pardon each of the Menendez brothers?
"They were just kids! Kids!!! They won't do it again!"
written by K.C. Bell, 26 August 2017
666 - Isn't Just The Devil's Number
It's the address for the 5th Ave. property Jared Kushner purchased and needed a bailout. When Qatar said NO to a half billion dollar loan, the bloc against Qatar developed. A peacemaker? Still 666.
written by K.C. Bell, 31 July 2017
Trump Says No Transgender People In Military
Trump says transgender people will not be allowed in the military. No offense to transgender people, but isn't Trump the most transgender looking president ever?
written by K.C. Bell, 26 July 2017
The Trump Jr. Russia Meeting Like Night At The Opera
The Trump Jr. meeting appears to resemble the stateroom scene from the Marx brothers film, A Night At The Opera. Everyone was there except the cast from Hamilton.
written by K.C. Bell, 16 July 2017
Message To Marco Rubio:
If you wish to express the incompetence of the President, you must express it in a competent way.
written by K.C. Bell, 09 February 2016
Donald Trump Calls Hillary Clinton A Liar
Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton a liar? This from a guy who promised to love, honor and obey wife number one, wife number two and wife number three.
written by K.C. Bell, 22 December 2015
Who Knew There Was A John Wick In Zen Actor Keanu Reeves?
The good news is that there are plans for a John Wick 2. After losing Diane Keaton to Jack Nicholson in Something's Gotta Give, (a loss that had to be rewarded) along comes John Wick.
written by K.C. Bell, 06 July 2015
Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana! Sweet! To be alphabetically correct, the choice should have been Princess Charlotte Diana Elizabeth. Did the parents consider Princess Spencer Middleton Windsor?
written by K.C. Bell, 04 May 2015
Boris Nemtsov Murder In Russia
Strangely, 22 CCTV cameras in the Kremlin were 'switched off' for maintenance or gave fuzzy images at the time of Nemtsov murder. Like the CCTV cameras in the Alma tunnel when Princess Diana died.
written by K.C. Bell, 04 March 2015
Boots On The Ground
If Canadian terrorists invaded Washington State, would the United States ask Saudi Arabia to contribute boots on the ground?
written by K.C. Bell, 17 February 2015
You Got A Friend
Please do not send James Taylor to Saudi Arabia to sing You Got A Friend at King Abdullah's funeral. Also, nix the idea when King Salman bin Abdul-Al Saud takes the throne.
written by K.C. Bell, 24 January 2015
Update On Ruble And Feather Race
Houston: The feather has landed. The Russian ruble continues to fall…
written by K.C. Bell, 16 December 2014