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Changing The Name Of The Washington Redskins

Would it be indelicate to change the name of the Washington Redskins to the Boehner Redskins?

written by K.C. Bell, 06 October 2013
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Separated At Birth, Or


Has anyone ever seen Bill Maher and Julian Assange together in the same room?

written by K.C. Bell, 17 July 2013
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IQ Tests For Gun Owners

Since the NRA frowns on background checks for gun owners, maybe they'll approve of IQ tests and prevent the 'wrong' people from purchasing guns?

written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2013
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Andy Murray Wins The Quarter Finals At Wimbledon

Fernando Verdasco had the left handed serve, the first two sets and the hair, but Andy Murray won the quarter-finals at Wimbledon. Bravo Murray.


written by K.C. Bell, 03 July 2013
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The Super Bowl Ring And Putin

Suppose Vladimir Putin returns the stolen Super Bowl ring, what are the odds it'll be radioactive?

written by K.C. Bell, 28 June 2013
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News Alert For Michael Douglas:

In the interest of privacy and decorum, please do not announce any future plans for knee replacement surgery.

written by K.C. Bell, 07 June 2013
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Marriage

Marriage is the union between two people who love one another, and never entered for monetary, property or political advancement.


written by K.C. Bell, 26 March 2013
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Latest On $1 Trillion Platnum Coin

Treasury nixes $1 trillion platinum coin, however, the $1 trillion .95 cents platinum coin is still a maybe.

written by K.C. Bell, 13 January 2013
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The Morning After The Mayan Prophecy

Apparently, the Jell-O chocolate pudding placated the gods of the Mayan prophecy.

written by K.C. Bell, 22 December 2012
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John McCain Says U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice: "Not too bright"

If Senator John McCain, third from bottom of class at Annapolis, had picked Stanford graduate and Rhodes scholar Susan Rice as his Vice President instead of Sarah Duh, he'd be President right now.

written by K.C. Bell, 25 November 2012
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The War Against Susan Rice

Susan Rice is too abrasive to be Secretary of State? Who'd of thought James Baker and Henry Kissinger were two weak-kneed, empty suits, and created policy with the aid of Ouija boards and tea leaves?

written by K.C. Bell, 25 November 2012
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The Revenge Of Seamus

The Revenge Of Seamus

Somewhere in dog heaven, the Seamus clan is having a celebration over the Barack Obama win.

written by K.C. Bell, 10 November 2012
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Mitt Romney 'Oops' Moment

Right about now: Is Mitt Romney having a giant Texas size Rick Perry 'oops' moment about his pick of Paul Ryan for vice president?


written by K.C. Bell, 21 August 2012
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Clint Eastwood Endorses Mitt Romney


The same actor who played a cowboy in Two Mules For Sister Sara, and mistook a hooker for a nun, endorses Mitt Romney for President! Your move Harry; Reid, not Dirty.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 August 2012
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Superman And The Phony State Trooper

Obama wasn't left with just the bill for a steak dinner: two wars, the housing market crash and a failed auto industry. Obama is more Superman, than Romney in phony Michigan State Trooper uniform.

written by K.C. Bell, 13 June 2012
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Real Working Mom Ann Romney

So how many housemaids, butlers, cooks, gardeners, baby sitters, nannies, window cleaners and tutors did this "couple of Cadillacs" driving mom really have?

written by K.C. Bell, 12 April 2012
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Sarah Palin Needs A Road Map

Quick, Sarah Palin needs a road map to find her way to the end of one of her own sentences.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 March 2012
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Republicans And The Clint Eastwood Commercial

What happened to all the Republican noise about Clint Eastwood's Super Bowl commercial? Did they lose their "shitzpah" and afraid to make his day?

Pass the mushrooms.

written by K.C. Bell, 10 February 2012
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Republicans Taking The Country Back

Republicans insist they want to take the country back. Back? Back where? Guys, clocks run forward. Rockets move forward. Science take society forward. Get with the program.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 February 2012
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Hold Onto Your Hat

When anyone begins to refer to himself or herself in 3rd person, hold onto your hat. Lots of hot air will be blowing your way.

written by K.C. Bell, 19 November 2011
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Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

Rick Perry remembered two out of three. That's two more than Sarah Palin.

written by K.C. Bell, 14 November 2011
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Mama Grizzly?

A real mama grizzly doesn't let her cub get pregnant.

written by K.C. Bell, 31 August 2011
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Palin And Playgirl

Seems Sarah Palin couldn't name a single periodical that she read during her interview with Katie Couric. But she does know what goes into Playgirl. Take that, Katie Couric!

written by K.C. Bell, 01 November 2009
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