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Trump To Pardon Melendez brothers?
What's next? After the Joe Arpaio pardon, will Trump pardon each of the Menendez brothers?
"They were just kids! Kids!!! They won't do it again!"
666 - Isn't Just The Devil's Number
It's the address for the 5th Ave. property Jared Kushner purchased and needed a bailout. When Qatar said NO to a half billion dollar loan, the bloc against Qatar developed. A peacemaker? Still 666.
Trump Says No Transgender People In Military
Trump says transgender people will not be allowed in the military. No offense to transgender people, but isn't Trump the most transgender looking president ever?
The Trump Jr. Russia Meeting Like Night At The Opera
The Trump Jr. meeting appears to resemble the stateroom scene from the Marx brothers film, A Night At The Opera. Everyone was there except the cast from Hamilton.
Message To Marco Rubio:
If you wish to express the incompetence of the President, you must express it in a competent way.
Donald Trump Calls Hillary Clinton A Liar
Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton a liar? This from a guy who promised to love, honor and obey wife number one, wife number two and wife number three.
Who Knew There Was A John Wick In Zen Actor Keanu Reeves?
The good news is that there are plans for a John Wick 2. After losing Diane Keaton to Jack Nicholson in Something's Gotta Give, (a loss that had to be rewarded) along comes John Wick.
Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana! Sweet! To be alphabetically correct, the choice should have been Princess Charlotte Diana Elizabeth. Did the parents consider Princess Spencer Middleton Windsor?
Boris Nemtsov Murder In Russia
Strangely, 22 CCTV cameras in the Kremlin were 'switched off' for maintenance or gave fuzzy images at the time of Nemtsov murder. Like the CCTV cameras in the Alma tunnel when Princess Diana died.
Boots On The Ground
If Canadian terrorists invaded Washington State, would the United States ask Saudi Arabia to contribute boots on the ground?
You Got A Friend
Please do not send James Taylor to Saudi Arabia to sing You Got A Friend at King Abdullah's funeral. Also, nix the idea when King Salman bin Abdul-Al Saud takes the throne.
Update On Ruble And Feather Race
Houston: The feather has landed. The Russian ruble continues to fall…
Vladimir Putin's Race Between The Ruble And The Feather
If Vladimir Putin were to drop a ruble and a feather from the tenth floor of a building, which would land first?
Ferguson Killing Of A Teenager
Question for police officer Darren Wilson: Would you have left the safety of your squad car to pursue Michael Brown if you did not have a loaded weapon?
Changing The Name Of The Washington Redskins
Would it be indelicate to change the name of the Washington Redskins to the Boehner Redskins?
Separated At Birth, Or
Has anyone ever seen Bill Maher and Julian Assange together in the same room?
IQ Tests For Gun Owners
Since the NRA frowns on background checks for gun owners, maybe they'll approve of IQ tests and prevent the 'wrong' people from purchasing guns?
Andy Murray Wins The Quarter Finals At Wimbledon
Fernando Verdasco had the left handed serve, the first two sets and the hair, but Andy Murray won the quarter-finals at Wimbledon. Bravo Murray.
The Super Bowl Ring And Putin
Suppose Vladimir Putin returns the stolen Super Bowl ring, what are the odds it'll be radioactive?
News Alert For Michael Douglas:
In the interest of privacy and decorum, please do not announce any future plans for knee replacement surgery.
Marriage is the union between two people who love one another, and never entered for monetary, property or political advancement.
Latest On $1 Trillion Platnum Coin
Treasury nixes $1 trillion platinum coin, however, the $1 trillion .95 cents platinum coin is still a maybe.
The Morning After The Mayan Prophecy
Apparently, the Jell-O chocolate pudding placated the gods of the Mayan prophecy.
John McCain Says U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice: "Not too bright"
If Senator John McCain, third from bottom of class at Annapolis, had picked Stanford graduate and Rhodes scholar Susan Rice as his Vice President instead of Sarah Duh, he'd be President right now.
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