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Boris Nemtsov Murder In Russia
Strangely, 22 CCTV cameras in the Kremlin were 'switched off' for maintenance or gave fuzzy images at the time of Nemtsov murder. Like the CCTV cameras in the Alma tunnel when Princess Diana died.
Boots On The Ground
If Canadian terrorists invaded Washington State, would the United States ask Saudi Arabia to contribute boots on the ground?
You Got A Friend
Please do not send James Taylor to Saudi Arabia to sing You Got A Friend at King Abdullah's funeral. Also, nix the idea when King Salman bin Abdul-Al Saud takes the throne.
Update On Ruble And Feather Race
Houston: The feather has landed. The Russian ruble continues to fall…
Vladimir Putin's Race Between The Ruble And The Feather
If Vladimir Putin were to drop a ruble and a feather from the tenth floor of a building, which would land first?
Ferguson Killing Of A Teenager
Question for police officer Darren Wilson: Would you have left the safety of your squad car to pursue Michael Brown if you did not have a loaded weapon?
Changing The Name Of The Washington Redskins
Would it be indelicate to change the name of the Washington Redskins to the Boehner Redskins?
Separated At Birth, Or
Has anyone ever seen Bill Maher and Julian Assange together in the same room?
IQ Tests For Gun Owners
Since the NRA frowns on background checks for gun owners, maybe they'll approve of IQ tests and prevent the 'wrong' people from purchasing guns?
Andy Murray Wins The Quarter Finals At Wimbledon
Fernando Verdasco had the left handed serve, the first two sets and the hair, but Andy Murray won the quarter-finals at Wimbledon. Bravo Murray.
The Super Bowl Ring And Putin
Suppose Vladimir Putin returns the stolen Super Bowl ring, what are the odds it'll be radioactive?
News Alert For Michael Douglas:
In the interest of privacy and decorum, please do not announce any future plans for knee replacement surgery.
Marriage is the union between two people who love one another, and never entered for monetary, property or political advancement.
Latest On $1 Trillion Platnum Coin
Treasury nixes $1 trillion platinum coin, however, the $1 trillion .95 cents platinum coin is still a maybe.
The Morning After The Mayan Prophecy
Apparently, the Jell-O chocolate pudding placated the gods of the Mayan prophecy.
John McCain Says U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice: "Not too bright"
If Senator John McCain, third from bottom of class at Annapolis, had picked Stanford graduate and Rhodes scholar Susan Rice as his Vice President instead of Sarah Duh, he'd be President right now.
The War Against Susan Rice
Susan Rice is too abrasive to be Secretary of State? Who'd of thought James Baker and Henry Kissinger were two weak-kneed, empty suits, and created policy with the aid of Ouija boards and tea leaves?
The Revenge Of Seamus
The Revenge Of Seamus
Somewhere in dog heaven, the Seamus clan is having a celebration over the Barack Obama win.
Mitt Romney 'Oops' Moment
Right about now: Is Mitt Romney having a giant Texas size Rick Perry 'oops' moment about his pick of Paul Ryan for vice president?
Clint Eastwood Endorses Mitt Romney
The same actor who played a cowboy in Two Mules For Sister Sara, and mistook a hooker for a nun, endorses Mitt Romney for President! Your move Harry; Reid, not Dirty.
Superman And The Phony State Trooper
Obama wasn't left with just the bill for a steak dinner: two wars, the housing market crash and a failed auto industry. Obama is more Superman, than Romney in phony Michigan State Trooper uniform.
Real Working Mom Ann Romney
So how many housemaids, butlers, cooks, gardeners, baby sitters, nannies, window cleaners and tutors did this "couple of Cadillacs" driving mom really have?
Sarah Palin Needs A Road Map
Quick, Sarah Palin needs a road map to find her way to the end of one of her own sentences.
Republicans And The Clint Eastwood Commercial
What happened to all the Republican noise about Clint Eastwood's Super Bowl commercial? Did they lose their "shitzpah" and afraid to make his day?
Pass the mushrooms.
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