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Cameron to start wearing blond wig.

David Cameron has adopted a blond wig look, hoping that this is the reason people forget Boris Johnson's tax dodging, illegitimate child and other scandals and still vote for him.

written by John_L, 09 April 2016
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Corbyn to change name in attempt to appeal to voters

The Labour leader will hence forth be known as Lefty McLeftface as he attempts to avoid humiliation in the local elections set for march.

written by John_L, 24 March 2016
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Assange to go free.

Teenage girls in West Kesington warned to lock themselves in their rooms.

written by John_L, 05 February 2016
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'Yes, Prime Minister' to be shown to all MPs.

The classic comedy 'Yes Minister' and 'Yes, Prime Minister' is to be shown to all MPs. This after in the space of a week both Cameron and Corbyn stole comic policies from it for their own.

written by John_L, 17 January 2016
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British Astronaut Tim Peake cuts Spacewalk short.

The tea delivery system built into his spacesuit didn't work correctly and he refused to carry on work with out a decent tea break.

written by John_L, 15 January 2016
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Labour Reshuffle

Jeremy Corbyn replaces entire Shadow Cabinet with Bobble Head dolls made in his own image.

written by John_L, 05 January 2016
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Jeremy Corbyn awarded knighthood in New Years Honours.

Corbyn was given the award for his services to the Tory Party, by making Labour an unelectable joke his leadership guarantees the Conservatives a permanent majority in the Commons.

written by John_L, 31 December 2015
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Jose Mourinho likely to be sacked before Christmas.

However the Chelsea manager is now the bookies favourite to be the next Labour leader.

written by John_L, 16 December 2015
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U2 Cancel Paris Show.

In the wake of the terrorist attack U2 cancelled a planned show in Paris. "I tink the city has suffered enuff with out having Bono behaving like a gobshite on stage." Drummer Larry Mullen said.

written by John_L, 14 November 2015
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V&A to display Corbyn's suit.

In spite of turning down Baroness Thatcher's clothes the V&A museum is to display a suit belonging to Jeremy Corbyn. "Corbyn's suit will illustrate the modern tramp, next to one of Chaplin's Costumes"

written by John_L, 03 November 2015
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Cameron had "sex with a pig"

Diane Abbot issues denial before reading whole story.

written by John_L, 21 September 2015
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ITV announce new series of 'Love thy Neighbour'

Controversial sitcom about a white working class man and his black neighbour is to return this winter. "We feel that Eddie Booth, the bigoted socialist loudmouth would be a Corbynite" ITV said.

written by John_L, 11 September 2015
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New Human like Creature discovered.

A primitive ancestor thought to be a missing link between apes and modern man has been discovered. Scientists think it was both backward and reactionary in nature and have named it Homo Corbynosis.

written by John_L, 10 September 2015
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Miley Cyrus comes out as media whore

Although we have all known it for years the former Hannah Montana star today confirmed that she was indeed a media whore willing to do anything and everything to get column inches.

written by John_L, 28 August 2015
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NME to be given away free.

The music paper has taken the decision after a survey showed that students were more likely to use freesheets such as The Metro for toilet paper rather than the traditional NME.

written by John_L, 06 July 2015
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BBC Springwatch to get makeover

With the return of Hunting with Hounds in the Queens Speech, Springwatch will now be presented by Jeremy Clarkson and feature footage of dogs ripping Foxes and Badgers to death.

written by John_L, 23 May 2015
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NFL stars to donate brains for medical research

Unfortunately the two unnamed players idea of removing each others brains with a table saw before sending them to USC went every so slightly wrong.

written by John_L, 04 March 2015
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Woods pulls out with back injury.

Vonn said to be a little frustrated that he didn't finish.

written by John_L, 06 February 2015
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Thierry Henry: Former Arsenal and France striker retires from football

He plans to make a bit to join the France Handball team for the Rio Olympics.

written by John_L, 16 December 2014
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What is the difference between Russell Brand and David Mellor

One supports West Ham and the other supports Chelsea.

written by John_L, 02 December 2014
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Alan Pardew: Newcastle manager backed by club owner Mike Ashley

David Moyes is expected to unveiled as the Magpies new boss on Wednesday.

written by John_L, 15 September 2014
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Scottish independence: Queen 'above politics', Buckingham Palace says

However Prince Charles is not so will be sticking his nose in where it isn't wanted.

written by John_L, 10 September 2014
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UKIP Claims To Have Solved The Ripper Mystery Using DNA

A spokesman for the party said: "We can confirm that Jack the Ripper was a Polish immigrant proving that immigrants have always been bad and we need to get rid of them all."

written by John_L, 07 September 2014
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Islamic State action 'not ruled out' by David Cameron

"Look if we get a bloody nose from UKIP in Clacton I'll have to do something to upstage Farage, and sending the troops in would be perfect." The Prime Minister told BBC Breakfast this morning.

written by John_L, 04 September 2014
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