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"You mean it wasn't a spoof?" an incredulous Romney exclaims

Some saboteur gave Mitt Romney the book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People," telling him that it was a hilarious satire. Mitt giggled his way through it, and has been losing friends ever since.

written by sylvia kronstadt, 24 January 2014

Romney favors a one-state solution: The United World of America

After saying a two-state solution between Israel and the Palestinians is impossible, Romney said the whole world should be America. "Everyone knows we're the best. They love us. They want to be us."

written by sylvia kronstadt, 18 September 2012

NOW who wants to die for his country?

Pentagon officials, weary of competing with Al Qaeda's promise of 72 virgins for its "martyrs," is offering 75 experienced, high-class hookers (who died tragically young) to its new recruits.

written by sylvia kronstadt, 18 September 2012

Black + White = Gray. Romney Is Not Amused

When Romney was asked about "Fifty Shades of Grey," he retorted, "I knew a black presidency would lead to massive race mixing. Not that there's anything wrong with that -- it's just not natural."

written by sylvia kronstadt, 18 September 2012

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