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Indian Olympic TV Ratings Suffer
With the Indian blackout causing 700 million people to use power, Indian TV has regretfully reported a decline of 50% in household Olympic viewership. Advertisers are vehemently demanding refunds.
Scalia Robe Hides 1s & 2s
Asked post-Aurora whether the Court would regulate 100-round assault weapons, Judge Scalia said, "We'll see." Easy to be tough when your robe covers the loose bowels you'd have running for the exit.
Romney: That's Why I Do Private Screenings
A man killed 12 moviegoers beore the new Batman. Romney said he was "shocked." He had not been in a theater in years except for when he bought a few, fired everyone & left. It was his favorite comedy.
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