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Indian Olympic TV Ratings Suffer

With the Indian blackout causing 700 million people to use power, Indian TV has regretfully reported a decline of 50% in household Olympic viewership. Advertisers are vehemently demanding refunds.

written by Matt Morchower, 01 August 2012

Scalia Robe Hides 1s & 2s

Asked post-Aurora whether the Court would regulate 100-round assault weapons, Judge Scalia said, "We'll see." Easy to be tough when your robe covers the loose bowels you'd have running for the exit.

written by Matt Morchower, 01 August 2012

Romney: That's Why I Do Private Screenings

A man killed 12 moviegoers beore the new Batman. Romney said he was "shocked." He had not been in a theater in years except for when he bought a few, fired everyone & left. It was his favorite comedy.

written by Matt Morchower, 20 July 2012

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