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Ignoramuses Writing Spoofs on the Rise

Crimea is NOT an independent nation, and believe it or not Northern Ireland is ALSO part of the United Kingdom, but hey who cares about getting your facts right when you're just so freakin hilarious!

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 23 March 2014
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Missing Plane found on that Island off Lost

Malaysian airliner revealed to have entered a swirling vortex in the Bermuda Triangle and ended up as subject matter for brand new series of TV drama.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 20 March 2014
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Cameron Champions Small Nation's Independence from Dominant Neighbour

Ukraine yay, Scotland nooo

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 06 March 2014
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Royal Rescue to Somerset Floods

Benevolent Prince Charles generously donates £50,000 of other people's money to the Somerset crisis. What a man.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 February 2014
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Philip Seymour Hoffman Dies

The late, great actor has been officially confirmed as the fattest ever Heroin addict

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 February 2014
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French Comedian banned from UK

After Dieudonne was banned from the UK due to his perceived anti-Semitism, the French have reacted by refusing entry to Lenny Henry due to his Premier Inn adverts

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 February 2014
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Old Trafford

The Theatre of Grim Reality

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 December 2013
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The Sledging Debate

Is there enough snow yet? Neh

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 02 December 2013
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Kate Middleton Exposes Herself Yet Again

After flaunting her tits and being daily tabloid fodder the Princess seems determined to emulate Miley Cyrus as she disregards her skirt and shows some thigh

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 29 November 2013
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HMV Stop stocking Band's Material

Lost prophets set to endure lost profits

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 28 November 2013
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Hull Wins City of Culture

North Korea wins Most Popular Countries as Tourist Destinations

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 22 November 2013
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NOTW High Court Case Sex Revelations

Journalist's techniques questioned as Coulson found to have hacked Brooks' vagina

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 01 November 2013
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Failings Found in Border Safeguards

Border checks are bordering on being borderline non-existant

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 09 October 2013
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Tragic Week in News

That's the Tory Conference for you

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 October 2013
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US Government Partial Shutdown

So more a Government Log-Off then

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 02 October 2013
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"Who is the 'white widow' Samantha Lewthwaite?" (BBC)

Er, she's known as the 'white widow' and her name is Samantha Lewthwaite?

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 27 September 2013
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Conference Season

Dull people trying to be exciting, bad jokes, forced laughter, insincerity and entirely baseless promises.
Not just seasonal then.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 September 2013
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Tony Blair's Barrister Daughter Held up at Gunpoint

Frightening stuff - yet another Blair part of the Criminal Justice System

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 19 September 2013
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Caught in a Trap...attoni

Ireland fail to qualify for world cup and willingly encourage him to walk on out

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 September 2013
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"Roy Hodgson Defends England"

EDL welcome a new, surprise member

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 September 2013
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David Cameron

Eton Mess

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 06 September 2013
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Sky Sports' Breaking News! :

11:40 pm : Gareth Bale refused sex from wife, rolls over, resigned to sleep

2am : Gareth Bale awakes needing a piss

Keep it here folks!

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 31 July 2013
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Sky Sports' Breaking News! :

30 July. 9am :"Gareth Bale arrives at training ground"

11:30am: Gareth Bale leaves training ground

9pm: Gareth Bale brushing his teeth

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 31 July 2013
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Sunderland AFC Scouting System Changed

Paolo Di Canio's new club have narrowed their scouting search down to only players with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Sunderland Aryan Football Club

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 03 April 2013
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