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Fish And Chips Blamed For UK Obesity Crisis.
A Government Health Spokesman said clearly we needed a change for the batter.
Clarkson To Follow Ramsey In Prison Cookery Show
'Top Gear' to take on whole new meaning.
Two Lorries Containing Playground Equipment Collided Today.
Efforts to clear the debris were hampered by bad weather. A Police spokesman described it as "swings and roundabouts".
A High Street Camping Store Has Announced New Staff Training Measures.
A recent participant described it as "in-tents".
Eddie Izzard Found Collapsed After Latest Marathon Attempt.
He was said to be in "dis-dress"
Viagra & Durex To Merge
"Something for the weak end sir?"
Someone Said Take That
and they did
Teachers Slam Phonics Screening Check For 6 Year Olds
claiming it will 'C-on-f-use K-ids'.
Doctors At An NHS Funded Clinic
specialising in the treatment of Bulimia, have threatened to go on hunger strike today over pay and working conditions.
Boots Chemist To Launch its New 'Polite' Range
Boots have decided the time is right to combine its Make Up Section with its Drug Range. It will be known as Complementary Medicine .
Falkland Islanders Told To Defend Themselves
Due to armed forces cut backs the islanders have been advised to defend themselves using turd'pedos. They will be guided by the latest Sat-Lav Technology
Irish Scientists Have Created The Worlds Thinest Glass
it is said to be so thin go can almost see through it
Latest Strike News
The Ramblers Association have threatened a mass walkout. It will take place on the one sunny weekend in August.
Manchester United To Launch New Product Line
it is to be known as Man U Facturers
Sheepdog Trials Latest.
In a dramatic climax yesterday, four Border Collies were convicted of harassing sheep .
Andy Murray was attacked by two Mafioso at The French Open
He defended himself with the first thing that came to hand, later describing it as a protection racket.
BNP Leader Nick Griffin
has been banned from a school sportsday after refusing to take part in a mixed race.
Wikipedia crashed earlier today
after an eight letter word appeared in The Sun
Queen to sue Tetleys over copyright infringement
she is said to be demanding Royal Teas
Zuckerberg to launch subsidiary company
A washing line thief is to appeal his conviction
after describing his original trial as complete pants
Jimmy and Alan Carr not lovers
Austerity good for business
claims Wonga boss
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