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The Obama administration has forbidden the Quakers from coming anywhere near the San Andreas fault!
Rumours about the Queens Health!
After tests over at Balmoral Hospital, Her Majesty was pronounced to be in reasonably good health. However, as a precaution, palace staff were ordered to remove all buckets from the Queen's path!
Tea Party to Abolish Donuts!
Ms. Sylvia Trumpet, spokeswoman for the Boston based Tea Party, reported that they have entered a bill to abolish the donut and replace it with crumpets. She added: "God save Queen Latifa!"
ERROR Found On The Internet!!!
This reporter saw something incredible on some spurious site, which shall remain anonymous: "Teaching a broad guide". Surely, they can not be thought! Methinks this was a typo...
Obama Welcomes America!
Obama has apparently just realised that he was in effect elected President of the United States and is planning to hold his inaugural speech on Monday! Long live the Idiot!
Intelligent Lifeform Discovered in our Galaxy!
The Alien Broadcast Centre has announced that finally intelligent life has been discovered in what they call "That White Mess", predictably it was NOT on Planet Earth. Some Amoebas on Mars are clever.
Spoof Writer With an Exclusive!
For those of you who might still have the odd braincell left, but are desperate for finding new ways of fucking things up, please contact raburcke! He has invented some that are extra-terrestrial.
When asked if she considered herself a higher mammal Miss Britney spears stated that her boobs were still quite perky, thank us very much!
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