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Tea PartyPatriots Vow to Overthrow Obama

Tea Party Patriots vow to over throw Obama right after they refill their Lipitor Prescription.

written by Kevin Nelson, 18 January 2014
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Fox Network to Launch New Reality Show Starring Ann Romney

The Fox Network is set to launch a new reality show featuring Ann Romney entitled: You People, Lifestyles of the Chattering Class.

written by Kevin Nelson, 02 October 2012
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Liberty and Justice for ALL?

The Republican National Committee confirms "Liberty and justice for all" is actually a multiple choice question, Tea Party officials concur.

written by Kevin Nelson, 02 October 2012
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Pope Forced to Admit.......

The Pope has been forced to admit that women may also be people too, after much pressure from several Nuns Groups have sought to form a Union after disparaging remarks recently made by the Holy See.

written by Kevin Nelson, 19 July 2012
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GOP Launches New Reality Show

GOP launches new reality show, Blame the Black Guy formerly known as The Republican National Convention.

written by Kevin Nelson, 16 March 2012
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The GOP Launches It's Abstinence is the New Sexy Campaign

The GOP launches it's new "Abstinence is the New Sexy" campaign but some question the use of Anne Coulter as it's new spokesperson but they do agree she should remain abstinent for humanity's sake.

written by Kevin Nelson, 13 March 2012
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Newt Gingrich Possesses the Moral Courage to......

In a recent speech to U.S. servicemen, Newt Gingrich stated he was uniquely qualified to be Commander and Chief of the U.S. Forces because, "he was willing to lay down your life for his country."

written by Kevin Nelson, 13 March 2012
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Republicans are Conceived via Anal Sex

BREAKING NEWS: Medical researchers have discovered that Republicans are conceived via anal sex. Upon hearing the news DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman said, "well, that explains everything."

written by Kevin Nelson, 12 March 2012
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Liberty and Justice for ALL?

GOP Lawmakers shocked to find out that the line in the Pledge that says, "with liberty and justice for all" is not a multiple choice question. Speaker Boehner said,"even women and minorities,really?"

written by Kevin Nelson, 12 March 2012
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Southern Republicans Deem Color of Sky as too Partisan

Southern Republicans deem the color of the sky as too partisan , mandate the color of the sky be re-named Confederate Gray and demands more 75% more cloudy days from the National Weather Service.

written by Kevin Nelson, 12 March 2012
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Romney Provides Marriage Certificate to Prove Monogamy

Gov. Mitt Romney provided his Marriage Certificate to prove he has only one wife, Evangelical Christians still not convinced.

written by Kevin Nelson, 12 March 2012
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Koran Burning Pastor's New Crusade, Masturbation is Genocide

The Koran Burning Florida Pastor Terry Jones is on a new crusade against masturbation saying, every teenage boys scrotum is a concentration camp for the pre-born and promises to look into the matter.

written by Kevin Nelson, 11 March 2012
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NEW GOP JOBS PLAN

GOP lawmakers propose a new GOP Jobs Plan which includes firing more teachers to hire government vagina inspectors in response to all the anti-women's health laws being passed in GOP majority states.

written by Kevin Nelson, 11 March 2012
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Paul Ryan is Really Running for Vice-Jesus

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan actually running for Vice-Jesus and will step down as U.S. Vice President after Romney declares U.S. as the Kingdom of God on Earth.....

written by Kevin Nelson, 11 March 2012
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