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Tea PartyPatriots Vow to Overthrow Obama
Tea Party Patriots vow to over throw Obama right after they refill their Lipitor Prescription.
Fox Network to Launch New Reality Show Starring Ann Romney
The Fox Network is set to launch a new reality show featuring Ann Romney entitled: You People, Lifestyles of the Chattering Class.
Liberty and Justice for ALL?
The Republican National Committee confirms "Liberty and justice for all" is actually a multiple choice question, Tea Party officials concur.
Pope Forced to Admit.......
The Pope has been forced to admit that women may also be people too, after much pressure from several Nuns Groups have sought to form a Union after disparaging remarks recently made by the Holy See.
GOP Launches New Reality Show
GOP launches new reality show, Blame the Black Guy formerly known as The Republican National Convention.
The GOP Launches It's Abstinence is the New Sexy Campaign
The GOP launches it's new "Abstinence is the New Sexy" campaign but some question the use of Anne Coulter as it's new spokesperson but they do agree she should remain abstinent for humanity's sake.
Newt Gingrich Possesses the Moral Courage to......
In a recent speech to U.S. servicemen, Newt Gingrich stated he was uniquely qualified to be Commander and Chief of the U.S. Forces because, "he was willing to lay down your life for his country."
Republicans are Conceived via Anal Sex
BREAKING NEWS: Medical researchers have discovered that Republicans are conceived via anal sex. Upon hearing the news DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman said, "well, that explains everything."
Liberty and Justice for ALL?
GOP Lawmakers shocked to find out that the line in the Pledge that says, "with liberty and justice for all" is not a multiple choice question. Speaker Boehner said,"even women and minorities,really?"
Southern Republicans Deem Color of Sky as too Partisan
Southern Republicans deem the color of the sky as too partisan , mandate the color of the sky be re-named Confederate Gray and demands more 75% more cloudy days from the National Weather Service.
Romney Provides Marriage Certificate to Prove Monogamy
Gov. Mitt Romney provided his Marriage Certificate to prove he has only one wife, Evangelical Christians still not convinced.
Koran Burning Pastor's New Crusade, Masturbation is Genocide
The Koran Burning Florida Pastor Terry Jones is on a new crusade against masturbation saying, every teenage boys scrotum is a concentration camp for the pre-born and promises to look into the matter.
NEW GOP JOBS PLAN
GOP lawmakers propose a new GOP Jobs Plan which includes firing more teachers to hire government vagina inspectors in response to all the anti-women's health laws being passed in GOP majority states.
Paul Ryan is Really Running for Vice-Jesus
BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan actually running for Vice-Jesus and will step down as U.S. Vice President after Romney declares U.S. as the Kingdom of God on Earth.....
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