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Pot calling the kettle non-white

BO today on Romney: They look at the other guy and say, "Well, that's a bullshitter." Very classy, Mr. soon-to-be-former President.

written by waterman, 26 October 2012
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Obama pulls out all the stops in campaign

The Obama campaign has doubled-down its effort to woo young female voters. Yesterday, VP Biden told a NYU audience "I promise you, the president has a big stick."

written by waterman, 27 April 2012
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Dog bites dog

Dear Leader: It has now been confirmed - it's a dog eat dog world out there. You clearly bark up the wrong tree. Time to stop humpin O'Care 'cause that dog just won't hunt !

written by waterman, 21 April 2012
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Hillary Cuts Loose on Columbian Dancefloor

Mrs. Clinton guzzled a large volume of aguardiente, the same Columbian elixir that befell 11 Secret Service agents. Her last whereabouts are unknown. Hotels are being searched citywide.

written by waterman, 16 April 2012
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Kim Jong-un Takes Positon in Pfizer

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un announced today that his country is taking a major position in Pfizer Inc. He has directed his rocket scientists to fuel their next rocket with Viagara.

written by waterman, 15 April 2012
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A Topsy Turvey World

Progressives would have us believe that right is wrong, up is down, black is white, in is out, etc. Their latest defamation? Obama is Reagen!!!

written by waterman, 12 April 2012
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Obama Comments on the Titanic

Commenting on the 100th anniversary of the Titanic's sinking, The One said "I always loved that story. As a kid I'd dream of being a captain and going down in glory with the ship."

written by waterman, 12 April 2012
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Obama shows no mercy

160 million Americans (42%) sickened by prospect of government controlled health care; Obama actively lobbies against known cure.

written by waterman, 10 April 2012
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Obama to Apologize for Master's win

"We may take pride in Bubba Watson's win of the Master's tournament, but let's be clear. This a only game of luck, and not a measure of American virtue.

written by waterman, 09 April 2012
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BO digs in

Mr Obama and Gary the Groundhog will have a celerity dig-off tomorrow at East Bumrock park. Odds-makers favor the One, who proved his excavation prowess with Monday digs on SCOTUS.

written by waterman, 04 April 2012
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5th circuit judge assigns DOJ homework

BO's comments on Supreme Court right to strike laws raise judiciary hackles. BO is given pointy yellow dunce cap and told to sit in corner.

written by waterman, 04 April 2012
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Mitt is stiff

Anne Romney says "just wait until we unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out, you'll see he is not". Michele replied, "stop complaining you lucky girl. My Barry is so not-stiff its ridiculous."

written by waterman, 03 April 2012
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Biden immobilized

Swallows second foot during interview. Doctors say limited mobility could return if one or both feet pass, but he will be dwarf-sized and likely walk backwards.

written by waterman, 02 April 2012
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Children Worldwide Are Disappointed

Disney Studios has now confirmed it to be true: Peter Pan was a cross-dresser.

written by waterman, 01 April 2012
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Students Suspended for Demanding Education

"About 50 students were suspended Thursday from the all-boys Frederick Douglass Academy in Detroit, Mich. for walking out of classes in protest, demanding "an education."

written by waterman, 01 April 2012
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Sharpton Rebuked

The most Rev Al Sharpton has been rebuked for his race-baiting tactics in the Trayvon Martin affair by Anton LaVey, leader of Sharpton's religion, The Church of Satan

written by waterman, 01 April 2012
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Green Peace: Whale Population Endangered

New Chevy oil-burner taking toll; Obama blames Bush.

written by waterman, 31 March 2012
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Kagan Responds To Charge of Stupidity

"Know I'm knot"

written by waterman, 31 March 2012
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Biden mis-speaks (again)

Today VP Biden referred to Iowa Scott Community College President Dr. Theresa Paper as "Dr. Pepper." When told that he called her the wrong name, he said "my apologies to Mrs. Pibb."

written by waterman, 30 March 2012
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Kagan Dumb as a Rock

Justice Kagen either favors overturn of O'Care or she is unbelievably STUPID. "How can you object to a boatload of free government money" she asked in a laughable attempt to justify the "act".

written by waterman, 29 March 2012
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The Supremes Deliberate O'Care

Concerned citizens sense SCOTUS to scuttle socialist strategy. Duped dependents defiantly demand free dispensations. Pundits prophesy provision's pitfalls. President piddles as Court ponders purpose.

written by waterman, 29 March 2012
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Santorum Would Not Deny Contraception

"I absolutely encourage all liberals to use as much contraception as possible"

written by waterman, 16 March 2012
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Whale Oil Production Stalls

Bodes poorly for GM's new Chevy

written by waterman, 16 March 2012
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Biden Speaks

(Nobody listens)

written by waterman, 16 March 2012
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