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Fundamentalists Report Religious Rights Violations

Irony of ironies, one of their sects is reported of the same crime, according to the Human Rights Commission.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 07 June 2013
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Power Company Websites Hacked

Some power company websites were hacked by their consumers due to lack of solutions to the on-going 4-hour rotational brownouts across the world.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 22 March 2013
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Westboro Baptist Church Leaves USA

WBC plans on leaving the United States of America to head for a remote island. This is to ensure that they won't run out of members in the near future.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 22 March 2013
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Museum Heist Foiled By Means Of Jokes

The heist of the Quartz Crystal Wiccan Museum was foiled when the burglars were caught after two guards tell a joke to each other and heard a laugh at a dead-end corner in the premises.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 21 March 2013
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Experts Develop New Way Of Getting Rid of Junk Mail

Sending letters via pigeon courier is the most effective way, experts say.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 21 March 2013
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Wanted Criminal Poster Replaced By Political Picture

Everybody's confused if the criminal to be hunted is either the one on the political picture or the preempted wanted poster itself.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 21 March 2013
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Wanted: People, Badly Brainwashed by Fundamentalists, Who Want Revenge

If interested, please contact the O-Town Consultants of Religious Tolerance at O-Town, California.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 12 March 2013
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Library Sued For Setting Up Faulty Proxy Server

The Starlight Library was sued for dishonesty after setting up a faulty proxy server to its computers. The technician stated that their repair requests are denied by their computer center.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 06 March 2013
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Debate Between Baptists and Mormons Resort to Molotov Bombings

The debate between Southern Baptists and Mormons regarding Republican candidate Mitt Romney resulted in a Pass The Bomb battle after Mormons blamed the Baptists for Romney's loss during the elections.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 06 March 2013
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Bank of Odin Robbed, Suspects use hearse as getaway vehicle

Cash with a total amount of ten million dollars was taken from the bank by robbers who were reported to use a hearse from a nearby morgue as a getaway vehicle.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 18 May 2012
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Programming Language Named "Pusang Iring"

Scheme's new version named "Pusang Iring" is inspired by an excellent professor who mentions cats during classes, according to some programmers.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 08 March 2012
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Police Officer Evicted Due to Human Rights Violation

The police officer was evicted by dragging him (literally) from the station and thrown into an ambulance -- a karmic effect!

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 07 March 2012
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Police Officer Arrested for Using Drugs

He was arrested, but aside from drugs, a prescription was found in his pockets.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 07 March 2012
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Teacher Lets Students Resolve Conflict Through Boxing

This teacher thinks that these students look like Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. Appropriate action was taken, though.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 07 March 2012
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Thief Accidentally Drinks Acid on Foiled Heist

The thief known as Pah-reh drunk a bottle of hydrochloric acid when trying to steal a pair of slippers on the CWTS News Center. Authorities state this is called karma; the acid was mistaken for water.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 05 March 2012
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Online Calculator Returns "Computation Timed Out" When Putting Equation

An online calculator returns "computation timed out" when inputting equations. According to the webmaster's e-mail, it may be possibly caused by stack overflow on the web server.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 02 March 2012
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'Tofu With Pig's Hand' Enrages Vegetarians

Vegetarians protest on Vegan Soldier's Veggie House after announcing a recipe known as "Tofu With Pig's Hand." The manager stated that they include a menu for non-vegetarians to increase revenue.

written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 02 March 2012
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